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Applying!Username: Pygmy
Ihwah Name: (I'll decide if I win? C:)
Ihwah Gender: Male
Ihwah Item to Adopt: Weather Vane
Create a wanted ad for an evil organization from any form of media (Name what evil organization you are using and what it's from): (Evil organisation: TAXIS. From: SOCIETY)
WANTED FOR HIRE
TAXI DRIVERS.
REQUIREMENTS:
-Terrible music taste.
-Complete disregard for many things, including: Other drivers, street signs, lanes, speed limits, traffic lights, pedestrians..
-License (optional)
-Extensive knowledge of all the slowest, most inefficient routes - this will assist you in scamming earning the most money from your passengers.
-Able to queue jump in a way which infuriates those around you.
-Skilled at making sharp turns on straight roads. Just to see your passengers fall into each other.
-Not afraid to risk your life on the road. (Other people just cannot drive as well as you can! You're a professional!)
Remember, the worse you are at driving, the better chance you have of being hired!
If you are interested in a job, please visit us, and complete our form. Please, feel free to park your car across three spaces! (Or better yet - in the middle if the road! We guarantee it will help your chances.)