by Tsukiko_Lawliet » Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:38 pm
Not really quotes, But I like them:
It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.
Unless life gives you water and sugar, you're gonna have some pretty crappy lemonaid.
When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.
When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and run!
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.
Some people are like a slinky. They have absolutely no use; but you can't help but smile when you see one fall down the stairs.
Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy anything.
Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules.
True Love has no happy ending, because True Love has no ending.
Punctuation saves lives. For example:
"Let's eat, grandpa!"
"Let's eat grandpa!"
Don't treat others as you want to be treated, treat others as they treat you.
That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
Misa: "I can't imagine a world without Light!"
L: "Yes, that would be very dark."
L: "Cheer up? No, I'm sorry, I can't."