Favorite Quotes

[Theophilus]

"No matter how loud they scream, we will scream louder, and we will always be there for those who love us." -Pierre Bouvier

[Tsukiko_Lawliet]

Not really quotes, But I like them:

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

Unless life gives you water and sugar, you're gonna have some pretty crappy lemonaid.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and run!

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.

Some people are like a slinky. They have absolutely no use; but you can't help but smile when you see one fall down the stairs.

Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy anything.

Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules.

True Love has no happy ending, because True Love has no ending.

Punctuation saves lives. For example:
"Let's eat, grandpa!"
"Let's eat grandpa!"

Don't treat others as you want to be treated, treat others as they treat you.

That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.

[Luna star]

I have two favorite quotes that are as funny as hell xD the first one is said by Ranma from this really old anime called Ranma 1/2 and the second one is said by Edward in Twilight(the book, not the movie). Okay here it it xD

Ranma: Whoop-Dee-frigging-Doo

Edward: Bring on the shackles-I'm your prisoner(it's funny how after he said this they just kissed and Bella went to sleep lol)

[BrokenKitteh]

"What a sick, masochistic lion." ~Edward (yes, I'm one of THOSE girls, every other thursday)

"Why can't you just be like every other teenage girl Anna?" "Because, If i were you'd disown me and you know it." "Why would I do that?!" "Because other children want thousands of dollars worth of clothing every week, demand to have video games, and don't gets a's because they rotted their brains on video games and shopping, and have already dated by the age of 14" "That's sick." "I know! how do they plain on succeeding at life doing that?" "No... I meant the guy who just puked on our lawn behind you." ~Argument between my mother and I after I mud-washed a boy for flicking a rock at me in school and got detention for it.

[Cookie]

""Quoting people is fun." < Cookie" < Quinny.
xDD
Sorry, had to lolol~

[Sapphirescript]

My most all time favs made by me is
PROCRASTINATORS UNITIE ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Tomorrow!

[stormheart]

Fav quotes:
"All the worlds a stage, and the men and women merely players." ~William Shakespeare (Famous playwright)
((It's so true!!))

"How strongly are you opposed to grand theft auto?" ~Alice Cullen (Vampire in Twilight)
((I <3 Twilight and Alice is the bestest! Plus, stealing cars isn't really THAT bad. XD))

"Temper, temper Jamie." ~Jason (A character in my stories/my big brother)
((It's funny, but very annoying because I base Jamie off myself. And when he says that, it only makes me madder *laughs*))

[Minimanta]

My absolute fave quote is in my siggy.

"If you can dream it, you can do it" Walter Elias Disney AKA Walt Disney.

And I love this quote too:
"When I grow up, I wanna be me" Unknown (It's a quote I found on the internet somewhere).

[Rawfire]

We(my family) have our favourite film quote, which is;

"I'll be back" -arnold shwarzenegger(spelling?)

[Moonflight]

I just saw this one in someone's signature on DA:

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not terrified and screaming like the other people in his car."

Or something like that XD