Favorite Quotes

[σяιнαяα]

"One cries because one is sad. For instance, I cry because other people are stupid and it makes me sad." - Dr.Sheldon Cooper

"Kill the spare!" - Tom Marvello Riddle

"Let's lump all the useless cats together and hope a tree falls on them." - Jayfeather

"Is fat the worst thing a human being can be? Is "fat" worse than "vindicive", "jealous", "shallow", "vain". "boring" or "cruel"? Not to me. - J.K Rowling

[Sharpie ™]

Quote war with my dad
Me: "money doesn't buy happyness, but it sure helps"
Dad: "money doesnt by happyness, but it sure paddens sorrow"
Me: "behind every successful man is a very surprised women"
Me: "never go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revange"
Dad: "....take the future son in law on a hunting trip"

[Maideth]

"Alright so I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back GET MAD, I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE??" -Cave Johnson Portal 2

[weegeestar5]

Drake and Josh quotes. :'D

Craig: Can I please take a break?
Steve: YOU WILL TAKE A BREAK WHEN DORA FINDS HER WAY TO THAT BANANA TREE! COME ON, DORA, IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE! ABRE LOS OJOS! COME ON!!
Steve: COME ON, DORA! ANDALE! ANDALE! MAS RAPIDO! YOU CALL YOURSELF AN EXPLORER?!!
Steve: COME ON, DORA! YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE MAP! DON'T ASK ME!!
Steve: COME ON, DORA! IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!
Craig: [Breaks the crank] It broke! The crank broke!

Audrey: [on why she won't go on a cruise] Boats sink.
Walter: It's not a boat, it's a ship. And ships don't sink.
Audrey: Tiiiiiiiiiiitanic.
Walter: That was just a movie.
Audrey: Based on a true story!
Walter: ...For real?

Walter: [needing a last minute anniversary gift for his wife] Uh, go get her some toothpaste. She's always using toothpaste.
Josh: Dad, there's $200 here.
Walter: Well get her some mouthwash too! ...I'm just a man! [runs away]

Josh: Drake! This isn't what it looks like- wait. [turns around and gets on his knees] Dear Lord, thank you for my first kiss! Amen!

Josh: [dangling from the roof] I deserve this. This is all because I forgot to feed my turtle Sheldon in kindergarten! He went to Heaven, and now my life is bad! [looks up] Ya happy, Sheldon?! We're even now!
Walter: [offscreen] Josh?
Josh: SHELDON?!

Drake: Why are you going to be on the news? Did you get locked in the monkey cage again?
Josh: Hey, those chimps tricked me! The big one took my corn dog and, I mean, I had to go in there and get it back! And I'd do it again!

[Craig and Eric are watching Papa Nichols, who is sleeping]
Craig: Drake said he'd be asleep all night.
Papa Nichols: Ohh, where am I? What's happened?
Eric: He's disoriented.
Papa Nichols: What did you call me?
Eric: Oh. Uh, nothing, sir. I was just uhh...
Papa Nichols: What have you done with the rest of my unit?!
Craig: What does he mean "his unit"?
[Papa Nichols picks up his slipper]
Eric: I guess he thinks he's back in World War II.
Papa Nichols: [puts his slipper up to his ear] General Patton, sir. It's Sergeant Nichols. I've just been captured by two German nerds!
Eric: Oh. No, no, sir. We're not Germans.
Papa Nichols: That's just what a German would say!
Eric: No, no, no. You don't understand...
Papa Nichols: No, no. You will not capture me. [bonks Eric in the head] Ever!
Craig: Eric! [Papa Nichols grabs him by the arm and throws him over the couch] Aaahh!
Papa Nichols: U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.-S.-A.! [starts running off] U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

[Craig and Eric are at home, looking for Papa Nichols]
Eric: [looks out the window] Papa Nichols?
Craig: [in the kitchen] Papa Nichols?
Eric: World War II's over.
Craig: And we're not Germans.
Eric: We're honor students.
[Craig comes out of the kitchen]
Craig: Why is he hiding from us?
Eric: Well, I guess he's confused on the count of all that medication they gave him after his surgery.
Craig: Well, where could he be?
[they look up as Papa Nichols screams and falls from the ceiling and lands on top of them]
Papa Nichols: Ahh, ahh. U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

[Cuspid]

All you do is sit on that computer." "No mom, I sit on the chair..

Lol, I love that one

[σяιнαяα]

"I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested." - Dr Sheldon Cooper

"The guy is one lab accident away from becoming a super villain." - Lenard

"Friendship always wins!" - Smosh

[credence.]

Me; *Is eating chips* *Holds up one* This is my prize!*Holds chip to mouth*
Jessica; Don't eat it, you'll break it... just like your face!

Leyla; Why can't I able to talk?

Leyla; Awe-seem.

Leyla; My dog is pretty hot.


My camp friends are awesome. :)

[Corgichu]

Guy of Gisborne: Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?
Sheriff of Nottingham: Because it's DULL, you twit. It'll hurt more.

From - Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

[ruin]

"My heart is metal.
My body is black steel.
Respond to my calls.
Echoing in your ear is nothing except my heartbeat.
As my heart trembles,
Black steel and split blood surge together.
You are my sword of fresh blood.
Engraved by stigma, the proof of a warrior.
I will absolutely protect you."

- Sasha
[Not giving out title due to the anime being 17+ c:]
Episode 12

[Queen of Chaos]

"Man's Prayer: I am a man... But I can change... If I have to... I guess." - Red Green Show