


Kay-kayxSand
Onesided Kay-kayxCadi
"Kay-kay, this is insane," Cadi objected. The pup shook his head in anger.
"I AM IN LOVE WITH HER AND YOU CAN'T STOP LOVE!" Kay-kay threw himself at the statue, sobbing obnoxiously. "YOU CAN'T TEAR APART TRUE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..."
Cadi sat there dumbly, waiting for her crewmate to stop.
"...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE." The pup went limp, his nose buried deep into the sand statue's body. Feeling the need to get her friend out of this situation quickly, Cadi bent her head over near his ear. She never thought she would have to do this; Kay-kay was known about his crush on her. However, this was going to get her out of this mess.
"...Hey, hey Kay-kay..." She murmured, "How about I give you a kiss and we go home?"
"...Kiss?" Kay-kay lifted his head instinctively. "Kiiiiiiiss~?"
Cadi nodded, smiley gently. "On ze cheek."
"Well..." Kay-kay glanced at his statue. "Alright then! Pucker up." He lifted his cheek expectantly for the pirate to kiss. Cadi bent over--
--and kissed Kay-kay on the muzzle! She yelped in surprise and stepped back. "WHY YOU--"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kay-kay shot off towards the ship, with his crush hard on his heels with a murderous glint in her gaze.
....Meanwhile, the sand statue sat there in silence, its eyeless gaze on the ship. It smirked in triumph suddenly, and shook its head, sending sprays of sand onto the...er, sand. And then it turned around and bounded for a sand castle that totally popped out of nowhere. Inside, there was a large bulk of a beast, lounging on what appeared to be a throne. It lifted its head to glance at the statue.
"Have you found a nymphet?"
"Yes your Highness! She dwells in the ship beyond!"
"Good!" The beast threw back his head to laugh. And then coughed heavily. "Go--assemble my troops to fetch me my queen! AND GET ME SOME RICOLA."
"RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA." chirped a random person.
[Should I write the story in full? This is just a sneak peek, and it's a humorous love story.]