
"Ƨσ, WHAT'S IN IT?" ROWAN ASKED, EYING THE HISSING POT WITH DISTASTE.
"Chicken," came the gruff reply of the shopkeeper. Rowan cocked an eyebrow. "Yeah, you told me that already, but what's the gray stuff floating around in it?"
"Chicken," the old woman repeated, rapping on the pot with a filthy wooden spoon.
"Uh... huh." Rowan coughed, suppressing a gag. "And... what's the orange... chunks?"
"Chicken."
"How about those things that are kind of—"
"Chicken."
"Whatever, give me two bowls." Regardless of how unpleasant the prospect might be, she was hungry, and, frankly, nothing else in the market looked any more appetizing. The lady spooned the, um, 'soup' onto a plate that looked and smelled as bad as she did, muttering dazedly. She plopped it down on the counter and screamed "NEEEEEEEXT!" even thought there was nobody else waiting in line.
"Hey, I said I wanted two, you—" but the woman was wandering blindly into the crowd, hands outstretched, alternately murmuring and screaming at the top of her lungs. "AREN'T YOU GONNA MAKE ME PAY FOR—aw, forget it." Rowan balanced the plate on one hand and scrutinized its contents, before realizing that if she scrutinized it any longer, she would only make herself ill. Cautiously, careful not to look at what she was about to put into her mouth, she took a sip. She immediately regretted this decision, as this turned out to be one of the most disgusting things she had ever eaten (which is saying quite a bit, because believe me, she's eaten some disgusting things. So disgusting, in fact, that the very mention of some of the things she's eaten would make you puke). Determined not to eat any more, and merciful enough not to feed it to her cat, Rowan began to tip the plate onto the ground in front of her. As the contents spilled out onto the concrete, a passerby bumped into her, flinging the soup into her face. He continued on, as if he hadn't realized what happened.
But Rowan realized it. Mopping up part of the mess with one sleeve, she caught up to the culprit, and grabbed him (despite her being considerably shorter and lighter) by the neck of his shirt. The man did not look alarmed. On the contrary, he looked rather like he was enjoying this. And he also looked very drunk (because nobody in their right mind would be happy to see Rowan when she was in a bad mood). "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?" Rowan thundered. The crowd parted around them, but didn't intervene. The man grinned stupidly, and ran one finger down Rowan's face. This, of course, got him punched in the face . Then kneed in the crotch. Then pinned to the ground wit his head being repeatedly smashed against the floor.
OOC: Grr, I can't get anything to sound right. >:(