This is (insert name of choice here). He is an Australian shepherd, but he has weird blue spots on his fur. His family rejected him as a pup because they thought he was cursed, and he wandered alleyways alone, hiding whenever he heard anyone or anything. His eyes are also odd, as they are three colors in one instead of one solid color that's different on either side of his face. And wandering in those alleyways can be hungering, so he made a den next to a waffle shop, and still won't get over not eating them, as he must have them every day of his life for every meal. He met a random shiny, blue octopus who contained the same magic as he did, and they are now best friends. And they eat waffles. Every day.
I couldn't think of anything but him being an Australian shepherd because Skye is a border collie? As soon as I thought I was done, I realized "Crap. Whut about the blue?" and I added spots. And then a random waffle because I was bored. So, this is a bunch of random things thrown up onto a plate and handed to you, and I don't expect you to eat it. But you are being forced to because of rule number 1.
Hope you like, even if it's just a little bit.
