~Sammy's Adoptions~
Username: Scotty
Box Number: 1
Flurfee's Name: WIP
Flurfee's Gender: Female
Other:
These are letters:
Dear Noah
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely,
Unicorns
Dear America ,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely,
Canada
Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely,
Google
Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely, BP
Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? wth happened?!
Sincerely,
1985
Dear Rose,
There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.
Sincerely, Jack
Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely,
God
Dear Rubik's Cube,
Done!
Sincerely,
Colourblind
Dear Fox News,
So far, no news about foxes.
Sincerely,
Unimpressed