Dear Puppehz,
Jade was screaming into the phone today and she was like: OMG WHAT HAS HAPPENED OVER THERE? LIKE I THINK LIKE IT WAS LIKE PROBABLY LIKE AWESOME! AKI DID YOU KNOW LIKE THAT YOU ARE THE MOST LIKE OMG SO PWNED LIKE BECAUSE LIKE I TOLD LIKE EVERYONE THAT LIKE YOU WRITE IN A DIARY LIKE!
LIKE HOW MANY LIKES DOES SHE USE?! Seriously though.
Today mom was sorting things out with the dog family. Yeah, robot dad and Jade are considered the cat family, but the dog family is mean. Jessiebear said, "We're going home. To play." And I believed her. But what the freakin'? She made us sit on a bench for five hours straight listening to the dog family screaming and Jessiebear hissing. We didn't even get a freakin' thirty minutes of bouncing! And then we had to go to sleep in the bouncy castle. Mez confirms that the bouncy castle is SUPER FREAKIN' HARD TO GET TO SLEEP IN. Especially with the dogs trying to put NAILS into the walls. Everything keeps CRUMBLING OVER ME. And it's hard to get to sleep even in your own castle when there's an air bag right over you that feels like it weighs a freakin' 300 million pounds.
Jade has been confirmed to have this new disease called: THIS IS AN INSANE DOG THAT I HATE AND SHE THINKS SHE IS SO AWESOME BUT SHE IS NOT AND SHE IS A BAD WOLF AND NO ONE SHOULD LIKE HER AND THEY SHOULD ALL LOVE ME MORE that I just made up. Hey, it could be a big disease someday! Really. All Jade's friends should have it.
Today one of Jade's friends, named Kira, was just plain crazy. She was running around the cafeteria throwing pizza into wolf's and cat's faces. She was also screaming like there was no tomorrow, " PIZZA NACHOS I LOVE TO EAT, GIVE THEM TO ME AND I'LL GIVE YOU MEAT, PIZZA NACHOS GIVE THEM TO ME! HURRY UP OR I'LL HIT YOUR FEET! LALALALA!" I'm gonna laugh now! Because all the wolves and other cats were laughing! But that's mean. I should be sad that those animals are so mean. But she's Jade's friend.Hmm... BTW, Kira looks like this:

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I think I'm going to go with laughing at Kira. Be careful, Puppehz, I'm about to spam your pages.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!HAAAAAA!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! Hahaha!
Sorry, I just spammed in you, Puppehz. But...I MUST LAUGH MORE. FOR KIRA IS JADE'S FRIEND. Be careful, young Puppehz, it is sad but true...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA! Luckily Jade's reputation went down a square too. But ugh, once Taylor, another one of Jade's friends pointed out that Jade had all A+s the whole year, her reputation went up again. Jade's friends are like little minions, ready to do anything their master desires. I'm going to get JADE! But wait. Taylor..34+96=130...I think...951%, 324-49+194divided by 93+94...This is hard math... OKAY! Me get Taylor and make her receive the :THIS IS AN INSANE DOG THAT I HATE AND SHE THINKS SHE IS SO AWESOME BUT SHE IS NOT AND SHE IS A BAD WOLF AND NO ONE SHOULD LIKE HER AND THEY SHOULD ALL LOVE ME MORE disease! Totally! But how?! I know! I sneak out of school and-(Is muffled by a weird wolf)