Dear Puppehz~By Frost

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Dear Puppehz,
Today Jade was reported to have bitten half the officials and turned them in werewolves. Nah, I'm just kidding. Anyways, today Mr. Z was ranting on about how we should save cheese rinds. Half the time he was just saying this:
Cheese rinds are yummy. Save them.
Cheese rinds are yummy. Save them.
Cheese rinds are yummy. Save them.
Cheese rinds are yummy. Save them.
Cheese rinds are yummy. Save them.
I wish he would say better things once in a while. And guess what our science teacher taught us today? "Water is drinkable." DID HE RECEIVE NO EDUCATION WHEN HE WAS LITTLE? Yeah, Mr. Science Teacher, we just learned that water is drinkable, but we learned it too late and now we're all dead of dehydration. Our Science Teacher's name is Mr...I have no idea. All the older students call him "Mr. JAIFJSDIFJAKFDSJFO", but...That's weird. I think our school is the weirdest. He looks like this:


He's Mr. Z's half brother's sister's cousin's mother's cousin's uncle's child. He's WAY more insane than Mr. Z. He often starts singing a little song then trying to dance like a random person that really knows how to polka but fails. He ends up dancing like a chicken without feet. Then when we scream, "BAD!", he continues and sings even LOUDER and even MORE off key. Sorry, I have to stop writing, my ears are bleeding.

Bye, Puppehz.
Aki

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Does ANYONE like this other than XxMoonitheWolfxX?

[mooni;]

Hey It'll take time for them to notice and actually read it and Mr....BLAHBLAHGBJYHBN : P sounds like a physcopathz :3

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Probably. XD

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I was actually dancing on the keyboard when I made the names.. So don't think that means anything. GTG! See you tomorrow!

[mooni;]

Alright :3

[indebted]

Dear Puppehz,
Jade was screaming into the phone today and she was like: OMG WHAT HAS HAPPENED OVER THERE? LIKE I THINK LIKE IT WAS LIKE PROBABLY LIKE AWESOME! AKI DID YOU KNOW LIKE THAT YOU ARE THE MOST LIKE OMG SO PWNED LIKE BECAUSE LIKE I TOLD LIKE EVERYONE THAT LIKE YOU WRITE IN A DIARY LIKE!

LIKE HOW MANY LIKES DOES SHE USE?! Seriously though.

Today mom was sorting things out with the dog family. Yeah, robot dad and Jade are considered the cat family, but the dog family is mean. Jessiebear said, "We're going home. To play." And I believed her. But what the freakin'? She made us sit on a bench for five hours straight listening to the dog family screaming and Jessiebear hissing. We didn't even get a freakin' thirty minutes of bouncing! And then we had to go to sleep in the bouncy castle. Mez confirms that the bouncy castle is SUPER FREAKIN' HARD TO GET TO SLEEP IN. Especially with the dogs trying to put NAILS into the walls. Everything keeps CRUMBLING OVER ME. And it's hard to get to sleep even in your own castle when there's an air bag right over you that feels like it weighs a freakin' 300 million pounds.

Jade has been confirmed to have this new disease called: THIS IS AN INSANE DOG THAT I HATE AND SHE THINKS SHE IS SO AWESOME BUT SHE IS NOT AND SHE IS A BAD WOLF AND NO ONE SHOULD LIKE HER AND THEY SHOULD ALL LOVE ME MORE that I just made up. Hey, it could be a big disease someday! Really. All Jade's friends should have it.

Today one of Jade's friends, named Kira, was just plain crazy. She was running around the cafeteria throwing pizza into wolf's and cat's faces. She was also screaming like there was no tomorrow, " PIZZA NACHOS I LOVE TO EAT, GIVE THEM TO ME AND I'LL GIVE YOU MEAT, PIZZA NACHOS GIVE THEM TO ME! HURRY UP OR I'LL HIT YOUR FEET! LALALALA!" I'm gonna laugh now! Because all the wolves and other cats were laughing! But that's mean. I should be sad that those animals are so mean. But she's Jade's friend.Hmm... BTW, Kira looks like this:

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I think I'm going to go with laughing at Kira. Be careful, Puppehz, I'm about to spam your pages.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!HAAAAAA!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! Hahaha!
Sorry, I just spammed in you, Puppehz. But...I MUST LAUGH MORE. FOR KIRA IS JADE'S FRIEND. Be careful, young Puppehz, it is sad but true...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA! Luckily Jade's reputation went down a square too. But ugh, once Taylor, another one of Jade's friends pointed out that Jade had all A+s the whole year, her reputation went up again. Jade's friends are like little minions, ready to do anything their master desires. I'm going to get JADE! But wait. Taylor..34+96=130...I think...951%, 324-49+194divided by 93+94...This is hard math... OKAY! Me get Taylor and make her receive the :THIS IS AN INSANE DOG THAT I HATE AND SHE THINKS SHE IS SO AWESOME BUT SHE IS NOT AND SHE IS A BAD WOLF AND NO ONE SHOULD LIKE HER AND THEY SHOULD ALL LOVE ME MORE disease! Totally! But how?! I know! I sneak out of school and-(Is muffled by a weird wolf)

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Dear Puppehz:
I got catnapped. Catnapped. By some weird wolf that apparently wants money. C$, actually. She/he wants 600 million C$ for my safe release. Actually, I got a peek at the wolf but she's weird. Got little tiny..thingys in her hair. Sorta like Jade. She's pale pink too. I don't even know WHY IN THE FREAKIN' world this wolf found out I was from the royal family. My mom is so security like, she wouldn't let me post on Catbook. Catbook's sort of like a place where you can chat, but for cats only. My mom refuses, so I don't. WHERE did you come from? Anyways, I'm just in a little black room. I can actually SEE nothing except for you because there's a tiny light. ME GONNA SING! LALALALALALA! I think I just spammed, Puppehz. *sigh* Nothing to do...IS THAT A COOKIE? YES!

Bye, Puppehz, I gotta enjoy the epic and awesome taste of cookies.
Aki NOT Aka.

[OctoberNights]

This is epic!

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Thanks! Finally, two stalkers!