I want some kittens!Artist: Archaeopteryx.
Username + ID: Catolotl + 1035948
Last accepted form: n/a!
Cat 1: Figbreeze!Permission: self-owned
Last bred: Never <3
Cat 2: Bluebellsplash!Permission: self-owned
Last bred: Never <3
Appearance or genetics based?: genetics please !! <3
Would you like apprentice references for your litter?: up to artist
Items using: N/A
Allow for random NR edits?: yes!!
Roll for chance at random myth edit?: yes!!
If this litter has more than one user involved, will you be splitting the litter?: N/A
Prompt: It was a warm spring evening, the kind of evening
Bluebell would usually spend covered in mud and hiding in the pond pretending to be a lake monster for his own amusement. There was, frankly,
nothing that he’d rather be doing right at this moment. Instead, he had spent the better part of the day scavenging for duck eggs for
Figbreeze.
Figbreeze was his best friend in the whole world. She always laughed at his jokes, even when no one else did. When his burrow collapsed while he was practicing backflips on it, she let him stay in hers all winter, even though it was already too small. She was always there for him, and he tried his darndest to do the same for her. And, yeah,
maybe he liked her. A lot. He was cat enough to admit his feelings. Though, not to Fig’s face. He wasn’t sure at
all if those feelings were reciprocated. Sure, they cuddled a lot, but those were
friendship cuddles. When they moved in together it was as
friends. They were best friends, so they did friendship things like that. And he wasn’t about to risk their seasons-long friendship on the off-chance that she liked him back.
Fig hadn’t been feeling well recently, which is why he was trading an afternoon of mud-wading to get trampled by a swarm of ducks, all in order to bring her favorite snack. Besides, playing lake monster wasn’t nearly as fun without Fig there counting how long he could hold his breath.
When he returned to camp, three speckled eggs shoved in his mouth like a dog hogging tennis balls, Bluebellsplash spotted the medcat
Larchfreckle talking with Fig outside of her burrow. Well, Fig
and Bluebell’s burrow. They were burrow-mates, after all. Figbreeze lit up when she saw Bluebell, purring,
”Hey, Blue!”
”Hey, Figs! And, Larchy, buddy, long time no see!” Bluebell chirped, gently placing the eggs on the ground. Larchfreckle rolled his eyes at the nickname, but Fig giggled, and that was all that mattered.
”What brings you here?””Can’t tell you. Doctor/Patient confidentiality,” The bicolored medcat deadpanned, and Bluebell would’ve believed him if Fig didn’t kick him in the shin.
”Ow!””Oh sorry! Didn’t mean to hit ya that hard, I mean—sorry sorry!” she squeaked, though Bluebell was guffawing and even Larchfreckle broke a smile. She cleared her throat, shaking away her embarrassment.
”Bluebell can hear. I mean, you haven’t even told me yet, so.”Larchfreckle seemed to consider this for a moment, squinting his eyes at the grinning blue tom for a beat before looking back to his patient.
”Mm, well. I’m not entirely sure about my diagnosis, so I’d feel better telling you in private, Fig. I promise you it’s nothing to worry about, though, so I’ll return soon to— those eggs aren’t for Fig, are they?!”“They sure are,” Bluebell purred, and Fig gasped in delight, reaching for them. Larchfreckle blocked her paw.
”Yo Larchy, what gives?””For the last time, Fig,” Larchfreckle sighed in exasperation.
”You are ALLERGIC!”“Yeah, yeah. You say allergy, I say spicy! C’mon, Larchfreckle, please?””No. I cannot in good conscience let you eat those.””Aww! But Blueb went through such trouble to get them to me… and I’m hungry…” She blinked up at Larchfreckle with big eyes that would make anyone else give in. But
‘Larchy’ did not budge.
”No.”Fig pouted,
”Why not?”Larchfreckle hesitated, shaking his head.
”Your diagnosis, Fig.”Bluebell stepped forwards, worry crossing his face.
”I thought you said it wasn’t serious.””It’s not, but any shock to the system could be dangerous. I have to confiscate these, I’m sorry.”Fig began to protest, but Bluebell cut her off.
”We understand, Larchy. Fig’s health is the most important.”Fig sighed dramatically, clearly still annoyed her puppy-dog gambit didn’t work, but her hackles lowered at Bluebell’s words.
“I’m sorry Bluebs. I know it must’ve been real difficult to get them. I appreciate you so much, you’re a great boyfriend.”Bluebell blinked.
”…Boyfriend?”Figbreeze flushed, hackles raising, scrambling to backtrack.
”O-Oh, I thought, I mean—I know we haven’t t-talked about it, but, well, I thought—“”I’m… your boyfriend.” Bluebell said slowly, staring dumbly at Figbreeze for a hot minute. The two cats (oh and Larchfreckle — xe stood there forgotten and HORRIFIED at this turn of events) they just looked at each other in silence, the gears visibly whirring in Bluebell’s mind. Suddenly something clicked, and he lit up like a firecracker.
”Fig, you— you like me?! Fig, I like you!” Fig gave a small huff, taken by surprise and VERY relieved.
”Yeah, I figured that, Blue.” She laughed lightly.
”You mean we’ve been dating this whole time?””Well not like, the whole time, but… you gave me a bouquet of white sand verbena after a month of friendship, remember? That’s literally a mate-ship proposal.”Larchfreckle gave some sort of inward scoff-gasp that shocked him out of his second-hand embarrassment stupor.
”You did what?!””Well, yeah, I couldn’t find any fig flowers.”Those don’t exist, the other two said in unison; Fig kindly and Larchfreckle the opposite.
”Well, Blue, remember how I then said I wasn’t ready to settle down or anything anytime soon, I’d like to court first? And you were like, ‘yeah me too?’””Yeah, you got all flustered, which I thought was funny ‘cause you were the one who brought up courtsh—wait you were talking about US?!”Fig nodded, flushing again as she glanced away from a flabbergasted Bluebellsplash.
”I mean, I thought we were dating, but if you don’t wanna—“”No, no! I want to! Unless, you don’t, then of course…”The two of them stood in silence, ears flicking back, uncertain.
After a beat, Larchfreckle shook his head incredulously.
”You’re both idiots.”