confess your food crimes v.1

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Re: confess your food crimes v.1

Postby Azurecod » Mon Aug 21, 2023 12:36 am

I have never tried parsnip before, but I will say it is not a crime, so long as you washed it well.

When I was much younger, I took out a tub of butter from the refrigerator, and using a spoon, ate the butter directly from the tub. I think I got down almost a quarter of the tub before I stopped.
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Re: confess your food crimes v.1

Postby pork soder » Mon Aug 21, 2023 1:58 am

See, crimes are sometimes subjective. That's a food sin hahaha

Sometimes I drink hot sauce from the bottle. Or if I get those little containers of sauce/salsa from a Mexican restaurant I'll drink them like shots
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Re: confess your food crimes v.1

Postby lucifersmutt » Mon Aug 21, 2023 2:00 am

thats not too bad lol teetering on crime territory but at least you arent drinking mayo


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Re: confess your food crimes v.1

Postby Mrs. Kittÿ » Mon Aug 21, 2023 2:07 am

that is a crime- how do you drink it-?

i eat cheddar flavored ruffles dipped in nutella.
and i like it.

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Re: confess your food crimes v.1

Postby skrundle » Mon Aug 21, 2023 5:12 pm

    bordering on crime territory, but honestly if i was having cravings i can't say i wouldn't find it delicious. i'll let this one slide.

    sometimes when i take my meta mucil fiber, instead of stirring it into a cup of water, i'll eat the powder straight off the spoon and just wash it down with water afterwards. it's their fault for making that stuff so delicious!
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Re: confess your food crimes v.1

Postby Ratfish » Mon Aug 21, 2023 5:37 pm

not a crime
I've personally seen (and done) worse

One time in middle school, I thought I was some master chef one day and decided to blend a slice of pie with almond milk. Like, a whole slice of strawberry pie. stuffed in the blender with around half a cup of almond milk. after I blended it into a weird puree, I drank/ate all of it. with a spoon. and the best part?
it wasn't half bad.
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Re: confess your food crimes v.1

Postby bloodclan666 » Mon Aug 21, 2023 5:42 pm

i feel like itd taste like sweetened almond milk which is pretty normal. the texture sounds like itd be baaad though so im giving u a short sentence

one time i put a ton of steak sauce on an untoasted everything bagel. ate the whole thing b4 realizing it was kinda like dog food

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Re: confess your food crimes v.1

Postby Onion_707 » Mon Aug 21, 2023 6:08 pm

Not a crime - I always wanted to try dog food, I'm actually jealous of my dogs, their food looks SCRUMPTIOUS /hj
I mean, even if it was like dog food, at least it was good :thumbup:




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Re: confess your food crimes v.1

Postby polysaccharide » Wed Aug 23, 2023 12:03 am

i will not be hearing you out.

sometimes i eat tomatoes like they’re apples
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Re: confess your food crimes v.1

Postby arcadia. » Wed Aug 23, 2023 12:12 am

    like cherry tomatoe or big heirloom ones?
    because I’m sentencing you for 6 years if you say the big tomatoes because that is a crime. The cherry tomatoes or ok tho


    pickles on pizza. absolutely delicious you must try it 👍
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