confess your food crimes v.1

[Azurecod]

I have never tried parsnip before, but I will say it is not a crime, so long as you washed it well.

When I was much younger, I took out a tub of butter from the refrigerator, and using a spoon, ate the butter directly from the tub. I think I got down almost a quarter of the tub before I stopped.

[pork soder]

See, crimes are sometimes subjective. That's a food sin hahaha

Sometimes I drink hot sauce from the bottle. Or if I get those little containers of sauce/salsa from a Mexican restaurant I'll drink them like shots

[lucifersmutt]

thats not too bad lol teetering on crime territory but at least you arent drinking mayo


Speaking of mayo. i drink it.

[Mrs. Kittÿ]

that is a crime- how do you drink it-?

i eat cheddar flavored ruffles dipped in nutella.
and i like it.

[skrundle]

bordering on crime territory, but honestly if i was having cravings i can't say i wouldn't find it delicious. i'll let this one slide.

sometimes when i take my meta mucil fiber, instead of stirring it into a cup of water, i'll eat the powder straight off the spoon and just wash it down with water afterwards. it's their fault for making that stuff so delicious!

[Ratfish]

not a crime
I've personally seen (and done) worse

One time in middle school, I thought I was some master chef one day and decided to blend a slice of pie with almond milk. Like, a whole slice of strawberry pie. stuffed in the blender with around half a cup of almond milk. after I blended it into a weird puree, I drank/ate all of it. with a spoon. and the best part?
it wasn't half bad.

[bloodclan666]

i feel like itd taste like sweetened almond milk which is pretty normal. the texture sounds like itd be baaad though so im giving u a short sentence

one time i put a ton of steak sauce on an untoasted everything bagel. ate the whole thing b4 realizing it was kinda like dog food

[Onion_707]

Not a crime - I always wanted to try dog food, I'm actually jealous of my dogs, their food looks SCRUMPTIOUS /hj
I mean, even if it was like dog food, at least it was good




ok so hear me out; hotdog dipped in milk. do NOT judge it until you try it. it is surprisingly good - of course without the ketchup or anything on the hotdog, just the bun and the sausage dipped in a cold glass of milk

[polysaccharide]

i will not be hearing you out.

sometimes i eat tomatoes like they’re apples

[arcadia.]

like cherry tomatoe or big heirloom ones?
because I’m sentencing you for 6 years if you say the big tomatoes because that is a crime. The cherry tomatoes or ok tho


pickles on pizza. absolutely delicious you must try it 👍