[FauxFeather]

In the wasteland… (of Pandora. Yes I totally support the idea of living mushroom cuties in Avatar)
A lonely alpaca glowshroom of doom wanders around in search of a friend. In search of a companion with whom they can share their story. Will you be their companion?

#6

[FauxFeather]

LOL THAT TITLE TOTALLY CLICK BAITED YOU INTO CHECKING OUT MY SHROOMIN ADOPTS AHAHAHAHA

no but seriously.
activates demonic voice

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[FauxFeather]

Doth no one see an aquatic shroomin?

Doth none of thou behold a glowshroom of doom?

Doth nay possess the contrivance needed to construct a conception?!

Shame on thee!

Buy my shroomin

[FauxFeather]

Get ‘em while they’re hot, glowing and toxic!

[FauxFeather]

Playing hard to buy, are we?

Fine! Then I’ll just have to give reasons as to why #6 is the worst one to buy:

[FauxFeather]

OK. seriously, who doesn't want a glowshroom of doom???

An aquatic glowfish shroom?

A glow-in-the-dark snack? I'd eat it, even if it kills me.

[FauxFeather]

adopt it