Stuck In An Elevator Alphabet V3

[Teethnbones]

Let me out of this before I end up biting someone

[TikoTheHuman]

MOMMMAAAAA- WHERE ARE YOU MOM THESE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY

[Eia]

Never will I ever get on an elevator again.

[Cerbie]

Oh my goodness we've been in here for ages

[USS Enterprise]

PleaaSseeee start working again-

[madeofkaons]

quandaries, quandaries, my oh my. this is certainly a dilemma. this is such a quintessential quandary that i have suddenly assumed the vocabulary of a victorian child from 1846. dear oh dear

[TikoTheHuman]

Ridiculous! I'm gonna be late now and I'm stuck with some.. rats-

[dizzytoffee]

So... Do any of you happen to know any technicians that are good with elevators? We could sure use one right now.

[sparklysatyrcat]

This is Tough luck, I need to get to school on time!

[openfracturesday]

I͔͟ ̺̠͓̲͟ṛi͕̫̞̠d̫͇̱͙̤͜e҉̫̫͕̺ͅ ̸̬͉̻̫̼̲̗m̲̯̹͓̻͇̖y̡̙̯̦̝ ͖̻͚̼e̙͈͖̲l̨͉̮̠̹̯e͍̪͔̹v̸̤̺̬a͍̭̖̬͞t҉͍̲̗o͍̤͚̥͍͈ͅr̟̪͙
̤̟̩͙̲̥T̙h̬̖̖̖̘̦́r̸͈͓̱̯o҉u̗͙̮̮̱̗g͖h̟̗̟͓͕ ͖̞̘̟̩̻t̴͇h̫͉͎e͔̺͖̩͚ ̠̲̰̝̮̼͓͞sh̥̼̙ͅa̮̦̣̭̦f̖͉͔͔͇ͅt̮s͔ ̖̞̀o͉̳͔͕͓f̧̥̗̩̠̟ ̷̘̙̹y͕̝̘͕͕̼̭o̲͎̜͞u͚̬̝͚r̼͢ ̰̭͖̝̻̜ͅh̴̟͓ea͝r̳̩͕t̞͢
̶͇͍ͅW̛͇̘̭̘̗̣h̹̜ẹṋ̞̣̠̫͖͓ ͞y͚̤o̢u̠͇̤̼ ̙̞͘c͍̟͉̝̙ͅḻ̘͖̗̱̲ͅi̵m̖b ͔̼̯̳ab̶̞o̤͈̙̪͎̰̘͟a̸̘̫͉͚̝r͢ḏ̶̜̼̮̪,͖͕ ҉̳̬̺b̤͍̞̖̘a̶͎b̛͙̬̘̲̯̱͇y̞͜
̴̪̠̟̺͕T̴̬͙̭̪h̢͙̜̲̦̦̲̱e̞r̘͚̕ͅe҉̩’̩̼s̘ ҉͉͖̟̫̞̙n̗̮̼̹͍̥̝͢o͔ g̬̦̟̪̣͔e̱͎t͖͔̲͙̟͡t̹͎i͝ͅng̵ ̦̬̩͕̗̻o̺f̧̣̬f̛͉̺͉̪̠̻̫
̳I’̸̞̝̞m ̛̺̘a̧̜͉ s͔͕͕̦̖͇̘i̺͕̞l̨e̜̭̫̲n҉͎͇̩t̯͎͚̬ ́o͍͕̰̞̘̫͞p̞͔͡e̷̤̲͚̠̼͍r͓a̸͚̜̘̠͎͕ͅt͙̬o̼r͈͍̫͙̱̻
̵̞̣̟̞W̢̝o҉n̺̙̠̪͓̪’̵̦̬͚̪ͅt̮͔͕̮̠̤ ͏͇ͅy̤̪͖͚̩͝o̷u ̦̝̩͉̲̞́p̖̯̪͓l̷͚͎̬̟e͍͔͞aș̭e̫̭̰͚̦̳͠ ̞̯̳t͝a̛͙ḱ̦̰͚̱e̟̜̪̬ ̦̬̦̱̫̜͍m̬̞̳͉͖ỳ̮͓̩̜͚ͅ ̷̺̳̲̦̜͈̥h̝̥̲͍̀ͅa̜͜n̘͙̖̬d͖̣̺͎̯́?̢̬͍̣̰̗
̶̜I̟̯͍͎̭ a͏͕̟̬̫̗͙m̥͖͖ ̙̩s̷̳̝o͔̞̯̜̜͉ͅ ̯͍͔͔̣̤̦͝p̟̼͢o҉͖l̷i͚͇̯̹͕͞t̫͉͓̟͟é—̬͙̩̲̝̘̩Í’̶̲m̮͕̪̙ ̴̟̬̖͈̭t̛̻̤͈̺͎ͅͅh̪e͖̤͓̪̯ ̝̣̲͍͎͈e̶͍l͕̜̹͇͠ẹ͔͘v̼̩̼̣a͔͈͡t͕̰̹o͇̣r̼͖ ̺̩̞̥͈̦̩ma̦̟̥̱̱̺n̗̥̯̯̘
̲͈͕F͇̖̰͎̝̭͠ͅr̦̯͟ḭ͇c͖͈͉̖̻͇̰͘t̸̪̪̩̠i̲̯̘̥̱̱̙o̪̰n̠̝̭̥̰̥ ̸á͈n͈̕d͎̖̬̳͙̟̹ ̮̜͕̮̞̳h̙͈̙̯̜̺̀ą̺̭͕̳̪͈̭r͏mo̲n̶̩y͚̞̖̠͖̝
̯̭̠͎̟́W̧h̸͚̤̪̤͈o̵͕͉͕͎͖͎’҉̘̳͔s̵͈̫̻͕̣̣̜ ̳g̸̪͔͚̺̗̳o͕n̨͚̗̗̹͙n̟͉̤̭a ̡̘̥̘̬͚͎r̝i̖͎͚d̰̺̭͜e̡̫͎̣̪͖͙͉ ̲̦͔w̩̯̖̟̪i͕͟t̶h̯̹̯̤̪̘̖ ̷̜̬̲͍̮͖̣m̢e͘
͙̩̟I͏̝’̸͔m̹̺͓̼ ̗̱̖̝̭̹͔͘t͓̖ẖ̰̮̹e҉̟̩ ̶̲͙e͔̖͇̼l҉̘̖͓ͅe̢͉v̩a̧͖͍t͉o͢r͘ ̴̲͎͇͍̪m̟̪͇̻̠̭͎a̖n̤̰