Stuck In An Elevator Alphabet V3

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I͔͟ ̺̠͓̲͟ṛi͕̫̞̠d̫͇̱͙̤͜e҉̫̫͕̺ͅ ̸̬͉̻̫̼̲̗m̲̯̹͓̻͇̖y̡̙̯̦̝ ͖̻͚̼e̙͈͖̲l̨͉̮̠̹̯e͍̪͔̹v̸̤̺̬a͍̭̖̬͞t҉͍̲̗o͍̤͚̥͍͈ͅr̟̪͙
̤̟̩͙̲̥T̙h̬̖̖̖̘̦́r̸͈͓̱̯o҉u̗͙̮̮̱̗g͖h̟̗̟͓͕ ͖̞̘̟̩̻t̴͇h̫͉͎e͔̺͖̩͚ ̠̲̰̝̮̼͓͞sh̥̼̙ͅa̮̦̣̭̦f̖͉͔͔͇ͅt̮s͔ ̖̞̀o͉̳͔͕͓f̧̥̗̩̠̟ ̷̘̙̹y͕̝̘͕͕̼̭o̲͎̜͞u͚̬̝͚r̼͢ ̰̭͖̝̻̜ͅh̴̟͓ea͝r̳̩͕t̞͢
̶͇͍ͅW̛͇̘̭̘̗̣h̹̜ẹṋ̞̣̠̫͖͓ ͞y͚̤o̢u̠͇̤̼ ̙̞͘c͍̟͉̝̙ͅḻ̘͖̗̱̲ͅi̵m̖b ͔̼̯̳ab̶̞o̤͈̙̪͎̰̘͟a̸̘̫͉͚̝r͢ḏ̶̜̼̮̪,͖͕ ҉̳̬̺b̤͍̞̖̘a̶͎b̛͙̬̘̲̯̱͇y̞͜
̴̪̠̟̺͕T̴̬͙̭̪h̢͙̜̲̦̦̲̱e̞r̘͚̕ͅe҉̩’̩̼s̘ ҉͉͖̟̫̞̙n̗̮̼̹͍̥̝͢o͔ g̬̦̟̪̣͔e̱͎t͖͔̲͙̟͡t̹͎i͝ͅng̵ ̦̬̩͕̗̻o̺f̧̣̬f̛͉̺͉̪̠̻̫
̳I’̸̞̝̞m ̛̺̘a̧̜͉ s͔͕͕̦̖͇̘i̺͕̞l̨e̜̭̫̲n҉͎͇̩t̯͎͚̬ ́o͍͕̰̞̘̫͞p̞͔͡e̷̤̲͚̠̼͍r͓a̸͚̜̘̠͎͕ͅt͙̬o̼r͈͍̫͙̱̻
̵̞̣̟̞W̢̝o҉n̺̙̠̪͓̪’̵̦̬͚̪ͅt̮͔͕̮̠̤ ͏͇ͅy̤̪͖͚̩͝o̷u ̦̝̩͉̲̞́p̖̯̪͓l̷͚͎̬̟e͍͔͞aș̭e̫̭̰͚̦̳͠ ̞̯̳t͝a̛͙ḱ̦̰͚̱e̟̜̪̬ ̦̬̦̱̫̜͍m̬̞̳͉͖ỳ̮͓̩̜͚ͅ ̷̺̳̲̦̜͈̥h̝̥̲͍̀ͅa̜͜n̘͙̖̬d͖̣̺͎̯́?̢̬͍̣̰̗
̶̜I̟̯͍͎̭ a͏͕̟̬̫̗͙m̥͖͖ ̙̩s̷̳̝o͔̞̯̜̜͉ͅ ̯͍͔͔̣̤̦͝p̟̼͢o҉͖l̷i͚͇̯̹͕͞t̫͉͓̟͟é—̬͙̩̲̝̘̩Í’̶̲m̮͕̪̙ ̴̟̬̖͈̭t̛̻̤͈̺͎ͅͅh̪e͖̤͓̪̯ ̝̣̲͍͎͈e̶͍l͕̜̹͇͠ẹ͔͘v̼̩̼̣a͔͈͡t͕̰̹o͇̣r̼͖ ̺̩̞̥͈̦̩ma̦̟̥̱̱̺n̗̥̯̯̘
̲͈͕F͇̖̰͎̝̭͠ͅr̦̯͟ḭ͇c͖͈͉̖̻͇̰͘t̸̪̪̩̠i̲̯̘̥̱̱̙o̪̰n̠̝̭̥̰̥ ̸á͈n͈̕d͎̖̬̳͙̟̹ ̮̜͕̮̞̳h̙͈̙̯̜̺̀ą̺̭͕̳̪͈̭r͏mo̲n̶̩y͚̞̖̠͖̝
̯̭̠͎̟́W̧h̸͚̤̪̤͈o̵͕͉͕͎͖͎’҉̘̳͔s̵͈̫̻͕̣̣̜ ̳g̸̪͔͚̺̗̳o͕n̨͚̗̗̹͙n̟͉̤̭a ̡̘̥̘̬͚͎r̝i̖͎͚d̰̺̭͜e̡̫͎̣̪͖͙͉ ̲̦͔w̩̯̖̟̪i͕͟t̶h̯̹̯̤̪̘̖ ̷̜̬̲͍̮͖̣m̢e͘
͙̩̟I͏̝’̸͔m̹̺͓̼ ̗̱̖̝̭̹͔͘t͓̖ẖ̰̮̹e҉̟̩ ̶̲͙e͔̖͇̼l҉̘̖͓ͅe̢͉v̩a̧͖͍t͉o͢r͘ ̴̲͎͇͍̪m̟̪͇̻̠̭͎a̖n̤̰

[TikoTheHuman]

Vermins I tell you, these people are nuts! Let me out already!

[CellMind]

Well this isn't good

[Eia]

Xenoglossy is real, look, everyone is saying things that don't make sense. They're clearly speaking a different language.

[flooxii]

You know, this is horrible.

[TheCakeOtter]

zoinks! im starting to feel like we might've been sabotaged!?

[Cosmonaught]

Aah! Nooo, I'm gonna be late!

[Onion_707]

BE CAREFUL THIS THING MIGHT FALL

[sledo]

cheese and crackers! this is awful!

[BeatrixDaybreak]

Dang it!!! You mean to tell me I'm stuck in here with ALL of you?? How big is this elevator??