
Rhett finds itself holding a hat that is, for some reason, covered in multicolored feathers that are stuck to the article of clothing with... peach reserves? He holds it a good foot away from his face, staring at it with mild concern. It returns the hat to the gummy citizen, who acts as this is completely normal and how the hat is supposed to be, so he tries not to think too much about it.
Burburry claps their front paws together and announces gleefully, "I have a scary story I can tell to pass time on the way to the graveyard!"
Ted and Bosko share a look of worry. Politely, Ted acts as if that didn't just happen and he tells Burburry, "we would love to hear your story!"
Thrilled, Burburry makes up the most gruesome and unnecessarily tragic story possible on the spot, hitting every possible cliche he can. Throughout the tale, Bosko and Ted start to look more and more mortified, sharing concerned glances and move closer and closer together for moral support. By the end of it, the two of them are basically wrapped around one another while Burburry gives a big grin, moving smoothly with the swaying motion of the hay ride.
"Dude. You have, like, issues," Bosko says smartly. Ted, usually one to try not to encourage any kind of rude words even if they're mild, doesn't say a thing.
"This graveyard is about to be more heartwarming than whatever in the world you just told us," Ted deadpans, face screwed up. "You're an excellent story-teller by the way, but like, man."
Burburry just laughs in turn, shaking their head exasperatedly. "I'm taking all of that as a compliment!"


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