"Happy birthday, Charlotte and Leo!"[Glycerol] gives [a business card and some information] to [Leo]!
"Leo. Ever since the timeline debacle, I have had one main thought about you... You seem a lot like... you could've been the Queen's father. The Queen of Alevia, I mean. Alev. Her name was Alev, in my world.
But .. the thing is, after... realizing Alevia did not happen in this world, due to the utter lack of apocalypse (which is a very good thing), I wondered if Alev's existence happened in this... universe, timeline... whatever have you.
So. I got to looking. And I looked. And I found.
And we spoke. And I told the tale... she had vague memories, as if this were her... reincarnation. I do not know if this is the exact Alev I know of and see as honorable, as she is... Well, she is a young adult at this time, and she's also a human.
And we talked. We spoke of a timeline that I knew well, and timelines I didn't know existed at all...
And in one, she said she remembered... her father having your name. Not the one who is a magician, he has always been constant... But who her science father is, that's another story. Apparently it varies. And... In this world, she has memories of a being who was like her brother. A... tomato? Her brother was a tomato and she was a toaster. I didn't quite understand this statement, but she said if you had any memories about said happenings... She would meet up with you. She gave me... what seems to be her card? And now... I will bestow it upon you, because I feel as if... well, I already have contacted her. I have her information saved into the data banks that make my mind. So, if you have any memories or vague thoughts or curiosities about how a toaster and a tomato can be siblings... Contact her. I believe... It may go well?"
[This has been - 317 words of a robot talking about timelines and weird memories.]
"Happy birthday, Charlotte and Leo!"[Xenos (and also Tristan)] give [what could be way too much pie] to [both Charlotte and Leo, because there is WAY TOO MUCH PIE]!
"Hello, Charlotte, Leo... We're sending this video with all the pie because... well, let's just say we got a little... lost in a desert."
"It's going badly-"
"Shh! Tristan, we don't want to worry them on their birthday, we've gotten out of worse before! And we have signal! As- As I was saying, if all goes as planned, you should have an excess of pies upon a table. If not, and I misfired, once we get over there, I will take it upon myself to clean."
"If we get over there."
"You seem like you're irritable from dehydration."
"I am!"
"Then... hydrate?"
"I am!"
"Good. Now- we should be there at the next possible opportunity, you two. Um... Happy birthday from the both of us. Do you have anything to say to them, Tristan?"
"If we aren't out of here and we haven't messaged you in the next... few hours, assume we're dead."
"Tristan!"
"I'm just saying. We could be dead by then!"
"Neither of us can even die by heatstroke-"
"I could overheat! Also, Rivka made a whole android capable of consumption, so it's very possible I could get heatstroke! You're a- a toilet demon! You probably can't!"
Xenos sighs. "Anyways, we should be back to the center soon... We won't die."
"We might!"
*The video ends.*
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"Happy birthday, Charlotte and Leo!"[Shady] gives [AN ENTIRE (Cursed???) SWORD] to [Charlotte] [but Alaric is here too]!
"Don't ask where this came from! Happy birthday!" Shady zoops in, places the sword in Charlotte's hands, and zoops directly back into the shadows.
Alaric dashes in from another room. "I heard that Shady! What did you do with-" Alaric locks eyes onto the sword. "Oh no. Sheeeeeee's bestowed it upon you. I think you've just been stuck with a... cursed sword that used to be one of Shady's enemies. You've... probably recieved a very... fateful birthday present." Alaric awkwardly laughs, eyes darting about, looking for Shady. "Shady... can- can you unbestow this thing?"
"Nah, the curse said it had to be given on the birthday of someone who was born on the day the sword's spirit was slain."
"YOU KILLED SOMEONE?! AND GOT RID OF IT ON CHARLOTTE?! WHY?! That is the worst birthday present one could receive!"
"Well, Charlotte and Leo could just play hot potato with it for the rest of eternity, same birthday and all. Bestowing it back and forth... The best party game!"
"SO YOU DON'T DENY KILLING SOMEONE?"
"It was five millennia ago! I was a bigger shadow back then, I was a shadow of an entire giant! And it was long before I was stuck with you!"
"You... huh. Why'd you have a cursed sword for five whole millennia?"
"Because I couldn't find anyone to pawn it off to! And now it's a birthday gift!"
"...Good luck with that sword. I really hope it doesn't kill you. What's the curse, anyways?"
"A good time."
"What?"
"A good time. At the cost of... oh, there's the disaster!" She vaguely motions to a pie that fell on the floor. "A good time with a very small disaster."
"That's the worst curse ever."
"Well, my enemies weren't all powerful like I am... So, anyways, play hot sword, gain many more good times and tiny disasters, and keep existing. Or just keep the sword to yourself and stab some people. Either way."
[326 words. I might write more but this thing can only handle three quotes a pop.]