lady gaga wrote:nokter messing with the townspeople by putting antlers on bunnies lol
Oh my gosh, I love it. Thanks for the laugh!
lady gaga wrote:nokter messing with the townspeople by putting antlers on bunnies lol
Star Melon wrote:I drew Gernot he is definately my favorite<3 I donāt mind it being put in the gallery^^
Burrito Bunny wrote:In Karlmann's barn, where all the CS staff lives, the mods were desperately trying to keep ahold of the Casual Chat thread. Just as it had gone the past two years, it seemed users were trying their hardest to set the thread on fire. In fact, this year it seemed they wouldn't stop at just the thread, but were determined to spread their destructive forces through the whole site. The older moderators squinted at the chaos, muttering about "kids" and "staying off their lawns," but the chat was moving too fast for them to get a word in on the shenanigans. Some wondered what the significance of "Bob Ross" and "soup" was, not to mention the confusion about Notker's wings, but whatever the case they knew "storming the barn" would go very poorly indeed...
Despite this, it seemed not all of the moderators were focused on the task at hand. Burrito Bunny and Nadine were talking about boring adult stuff, like cars and driving. Probably money and stuff too. At least it was in the wee hours of the morning, so Liddi or Simon wouldn't notice the two mods letting the event thread go wild. Suddenly, Dama smashed through the wall of the barn, riding a tractor! She had apparently stolen it, inspired by Nadine and Burr's talk of driving licenses. Nadine and AquilaFuga desperately started boarding up the damaged wall, hoping none of the users saw what just happened.
Meanwhile ZEL and rockruff, a truly mischievous duo, dove into the chaos on the Casual Chat thread, despite warnings from the mods that it would be tough to escape the mobs once they drew attention to themselves. The pair did not listen though, and it only took a few minutes before ZEL found themself leading a religious movement. This was an unexpected and alarming amount of responsibility they'd just been given.
Burrito Bunny and Dama (who was still on top of her stolen tractor) watched in horror, fearing for their lives. They knew very well that, with a word, ZEL could unleash their mob of angry, blood-thirty followers upon them. The users were always hungry for sacrifice. All the ban hammers in the world would not be able to keep the vicious masses at bay. Burr and Dama called out to ZEL, and miraculously the new-found holy-figure was merciful. They dissuaded the crowds from sacrificing the mods, and even each other, instead redirecting their attention to the upcoming raid on the barn. Dama wasn't sure if this was much of an improvement, but they couldn't spend anymore time on the situation.
Tarkeli was yelling, and they needed to see what was going on. Even Zeena was summoned by the shouts, as Tarkeli exposed someone for the most horrible crime imaginable: dusting the house plants. That's right. There was a lady standing there, DUSTING the UR Cactus the CS staff kept hidden away in the barn. The team couldn't believe it. Why was she DUSTING their plant, shouldn't she at least be giving it water? The team members stood in a circle surrounding the plant, staring. Tarkeli continued squinting suspiciously at the lady, phone out and ready to snap more evidence of this crime. Rockruff, the softest puppy around, just sat there being the cute doll he is though.
Dama broke the stunned silence, uncertain. "M-m-mom?"
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