prompt 7 /day7username; Twili Imp
Kjaku participating;
SumuPrompt response; "OK, before I tell the joke I just want to clear somethings up. I am not here to make you leave town, I am here to ask that you maybe don't wreck everything while you are here. If you do that, I bet no one would get mad if you stayed. I personally think that you'd fit well in our town. Besides that, here's a joke:
Patient: Oh doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation.
Doctor: Don't worry. Mine too.
Sorry if it ain't too great. I'm not much of a jokester.."
"It's not horrible," the right head said, "But it isn't enough," the other head continued. They swatted a potted plant.
"Well what kind of jokes do you think are funny?" Sumu asked.
"No hints. Try again. If you do well, we'll stop breaking things, like you said."
"Umm....Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage." Sumu tried
The left head grinned slightly, "You're getting there."
"I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches, but then I realized it would be a waist of time." Sumu said, getting more confident.
Now the right head was smiling.
"I won $3 million on the lottery this weekend so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75."
Both heads beamed, "You've improved. We'll stop. But you got to find more jokes that we can listen to or else we'll get bored again."
Sumu agreed, "Ok!"