Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[JellyChicken]

Granted! But all the chocolate you get is super moldy and gross. Plus, you're allergic. c:

I wish I could draw!

[~ rat ~]

granted, but everything you make gets lost or destroyed

i wish i didn't have anxiety

[neetsocks]

Granted, but you become so confident you do stupid stuff

i wish for a girl/boyfriend

[Mothmanofficial]

Granted, but they would dump you in a week
I wish I did not own finches.

[threezeum]

granted, but your finches now own you

i miss i couldve been to the astro fanmeet that was near me yesterday ;-;

[CosmicCryptid]

Granted but now the fanmeet is in your backyard

I wish to be the best actor ever

[Feral Fangs]

Granted, but a female fan kidnaps you and forces you to marry her against your will

I wish the relationship between the police and the public was better

[TheSongOfTheStars]

Granted, but now ducks fly upside down

I wish I didn't have to make friends.

[horchata]

granted but u have no control over ur power so anyone could be blocked at anytime

i wish my jumper didnt have a hole in it

[vviekki]

granted, but now your shirt has a hole in it

i wish i could sing.