Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[Silver Pandorica]

Granted, but now that’s the only meat you can eat.

I wish I could get into the college I want.

[Lucky_Gray]

Granted, but the teachers hate you and give you bad grades, no matter your effort

I wish I could be more confident.

[Intercept]

Granted, but now you constantly brag about how perfect you are and annoy everyone.

I wish the school year could just end already D:

[Feral Fangs]

Granted, but you have to restart school from Kindergarden.

I wish that dinosaurs built the pyramids

[~ rat ~]

granted, but the pyramids dies with the dinosaurs and we never discovered them

i wish i could move to paris

[keylimecoyote]

Granted, but everyone hates you because they assume you're an annoying tourist.

I wish I could just fall asleep right now with no effort, and wake up at a reasonable time tomorrow, perfectly well rested.
(also eyy fellow pjo trash)

[Feral Fangs]

Granted, but you will always wet the bed

I wish for a million wishes

[food ☕️]

Granted, but they’re all corrupt!

I wish I could ace my finals tomorrow.

[torbie]

granted but you will never ace another test again.

i wish for dr pepper

[Feral Fangs]

Granted, but it's been sitting in a cooler for the last 75 years

I wish I could be a Mewtwo