

octotron wrote:Some inside jokes:
Sodium Bicarbonate: Well, I was in a cooking class and I dared my friend to eat a tablespoon of Baking Powder. He looked into the ingredients, said "Ingredients: Blah, Blah... Sodium Bicarbonate, what's that? I'm not eating it." I said, "Well, you'll get to see what Sodium Bicarbonate tastes like!" And, he ate it... and threw up.
Saliva: My sister made me some food, and asked me if I knew what the secret ingredient was, thinking I would say something sappy like "love". I said saliva,

AwesomeTrash wrote:So at lunch my friend wanted the apple I had and so I gave it to her but when she tried eating it she cannot bite into it so I said "It's an immortal apple." and she lifted the apple up and yelled "IT'S AN IMMORTAL APPLE!" and then she dropped it and it bounced into my other friends ranch on her salad...
GiraffeChan wrote:♥"break my legs with a sledgehammer"♥
♠There's a rlly messed up comic my group reads (I will not be saying the title because it's seriously messed up) and at one point one character breaks another character's legs with a sledgehammer (it was in a dream he ok) and so when we're stressed we'll just straightfaced look at one another and say that lmao♥"I roll for _______"♥
♠This is just a DnD thing we do. And 9 times out of 10 one of us will break out our die and actually roll♥"My life is just like the bee movie"♥
♠This started because I became friends with a beekeeper and my friends made fun of me for it.♥Singing "Play that funky music, Mothman"♥
♠I found a cool meme that said that on it and it just got out of control lmao
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