I KNOW stuff about you 1. I know you are reading this 2. I know you can't say the letter P without your lips touching 3.You just tried to do it and looked like an idiot, but it's okay because nobody saw you 4. You didn't notice I forgot fact 3 5. You just checked and realised I actually didn't miss it. 6. This will be the last sentence you will read in my signature.