da001
Username: fuiuki
How did the deer get re-painted? the deer was bought out by an unknown artist with a passion for nature. The artist had one day gone out in the forest for a walk, when he spotted a magnificent deer, standing in a beam of winter light through the trees. The deer had a beautiful brown fur, and a curious, large blanket of moss growing on its back. The artist was befuddled and inspired by this magical encounter. Where did the moss come from? Was the deer ok? Before he could get any answers, the deer ran away in large majestic strides. The artist, inspired like never before, went straight into a nearby town, to a small terrarium shop he had heard of. There he bought a deer statue among some other items, and as soon as he got home he got to work recreating the unique scene he had witnessed. And so, he finally got to the statue, and he painted it magnificent brown and curious moss green.
da002
Username: fuiuki
What's attracting the insects? elephant poop. Ok now hear me out, it's gross but very interesting! An elephant's waste is full of undigested nutrients, and it's very easy for bugs to get to. Especially butterflies like it, which is kind of a funny thought. Such pretty creatures, liking something so gross? Hah!
As for how the dung got there, well... Let's just say that a curious gardener was surprised by the outcome of his experimental fertilizer.
da006
Username: fuiuki
Dialogue:
"Chirp."
"..."
"Chiiirp?"
"..."
"CHIRP!"
*startled ruffling*
"Squawk?"
"Chirp chirp! Chirp, *whistle*, chirp chirp!"
*indignant feather shuffling*
"Squawk squaAawk, squawk squawk squawk!"
"CHIRP!!"
"SQUAWK!!"
And the birds turn away from each other, huffing.