[deertush]

"So.... Listen here newbie... I have a boss that no one knows about. A lower deity thing that's so low that none of you fools have even heard of her. But that's okay. I guess. What's not okay is that she has a tendency to create things. Not like pinterest or cool DIY things you find while you sit on the toilet. But like... weird things. And I'm the sucker that couldn't find a job scrubbing Zeus' feet or brushing Pan's fur so I had to be stuck dealing with her as her secretary.

Her creations don't really have a place here. AKA; we don't have room for them. So that's where you come in lil' buddy. You just waltz right in here and take them. But of course, she'd be offended if i just gave them away like unwanted kittens. So these creatures are just going to be put up for adoption. Have fun and don't let them bite you. Or do. I don't know what you like. Just take them.

Please"

-Deerdog, Secretary of the Unnamed Creator

some rulez

- don't make species out of these
- don't sell or trade them
- this includes gifting the lil' suckers
- b nice to the lil guys
- and each other (im not here to babysit anyone)
- i'll revoke them if i gotta but i really dont wanna have to so please behave
- there's not a limit to how many you can have but plz be reasonable
- im in charge here so i'll be on everyone who's helping me outs' accounts
- so if you wanna contact the "agency" just talk to me(deerdog), not the loser staff
- cool bye

staff


(i know they don't line up, badger the fools who didn't crop it right. not me)



(banner art by astral.)

[Waki]

ooo this is beautiful mark

[kayyye]

marking .o.

[bellini]

mark! <3

[chanhee.]

mark!!!!
So nice
Very unique ;u;

[Hyllin]

Mark this sounds great can't wait to see these guys

[Poppycorn222]

Mark

[Prolix]

Mark, this looks incredible!

[jolteon]

mark

[Evils]

Mark! oco