[weegeestar5]

Excuse me angry nerd but what is it about dragons that bugs you so?

???: where do i even START
???: ok living alongside dragons: cool in theory, horrible in reality
???: lets start off with the biggest annoyance:
???: they cause forest fires CONSTANTLY
???: multiple times a month
???: sometimes even multiple times a wEEK
???: we're used to it, so its not like its particularly dangerous, but it pretty much ruins your plans for the day
???: want to do a temperature controlled reaction? nope too bad dragons gonna cause fire
???: they do this eVERY TIME THEY GET SPOOKED
???: any time a human ends up in here, the dragons sense the "non-magicalness" of them, since they were originally trained to guard, aND PROCEED TO BURN DOWN THE ENTIRE FOREST
???: dragons also aren't exactly quiet. they roar so much. can they just... please, be quiet
???: one day, your house might look beautiful. the next, a dragon may just sNATCH YOUR ENTIRE ROOF. THATS NOT CHEAP TO REPLACE
???: basically: dragons are a nuisance and annoy me to no end. i'll admit, they are often pretty though


mysterious angry nerd is very, very angry about everything
can u blame him tho that sounds like such an inconvinience

[LOCW_Bluestarwarrior]

Does sound like an inconvenience, haha.

[The One & Only Vapor]

sweET JESUS DUDE I CANT BELIEVE I JUST SAW THIS DO YOU K N O W HOW WELL THIS GUY WOULD GET ALONG WITH MAORIS

[weegeestar5]

sweET JESUS DUDE I CANT BELIEVE I JUST SAW THIS DO YOU K N O W HOW WELL THIS GUY WOULD GET ALONG WITH MAORIS

this dude is ackdan; im sure you'll remember him from our conversations :p this is just an au version
BUT YEAH i always thought theyd get along bc theyre both angry science nerds t bh