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Second Panel
...you know, if you listened to me more often, I would have more faith in you.
Third Panel
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*poke*
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are you dead?...
Forth Panel
Well...in any case... I guess I can finally just talk about all the things that have been bothering me for the past many years...and you wont interrupt me.
Fifth Panel
Let's see, where to start... Well, frankly, you smell fairly bad. Not just now, but I mean normally. It's obvious why your not attracting any females. You really need to wash more. You're also always leaving all your useless junk in my shack. It's really annoying, and usually after a week or so I just end up selling or trading it away. Then every time you ask me about it, I always pretend like I don't know... Your definitely not the smartest guy I know... But I got to admit, you do have a lot of determination. And I don't know if that just makes you brave, or stupider. It's like you keep running into a tree without realizing you can just go around it. You actually did that once, if I recall. There was also that one time when you woke up on the side if the road, and you didn't know why... Well, I was trying to carry you home, but apparently you're heavier when you're drunk... and then there was...
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Second Panel
...you know, if you listened to me more often, I would have more faith in you.
Third Panel
...
...
*poke*
...
are you dead?...
Forth Panel
Well...in any case... I guess I can finally just talk about all the things that have been bothering me for the past many years...and you wont interrupt me.
Fifth Panel
Let's see, where to start... Well, frankly, you smell fairly bad. Not just now, but I mean normally. It's obvious why your not attracting any females. You really need to wash more. You're also always leaving all your useless junk in my shack. It's really annoying, and usually after a week or so I just end up selling or trading it away. Then every time you ask me about it, I always pretend like I don't know... Your definitely not the smartest guy I know... But I got to admit, you do have a lot of determination. And I don't know if that just makes you brave, or stupider. It's like you keep running into a tree without realizing you can just go around it. You actually did that once, if I recall. There was also that one time when you woke up on the side if the road, and you didn't know why... Well, I was trying to carry you home, but apparently you're heavier when you're drunk... and then there was...
Characters/story/art (c) me