Ok, here we go.
It was a dark cold night, Traveling salesmen back in my time, well, theyd drop things like, milk, bread, water, and the occasional egg.
I walked outside, as usual slipping on a puddle of milk and yelling at the salesmen, theyd dropped some eggs, all broken, or bad. But one, it was a fairly strange lookin' egg, I picked it up, wiping the dirt from it with the corner of my apron. The egg was pretty darn big if I say so myself, a large bird, maybe ostrich I reckon? But this definately was none of the usual chicken eggs.
I walked inside, asking ma' if she knew anything bout' the egg, she laughed. "Thats about big enough to feed us for a week, I know that" she joked. I sighed, walking up into my room.
Months after the fact...
The egg, well it smelled rotten, I thought Id just put it somewhere outside. I walked outside, wrapping the egg in an old shirt, and put it well hidden in the grass far off from my home.
About 100 years later
A young boy went outside, he noticed a lump in the grass "Oooh!! Treasure.." He liked to think everything was treasure, he picked up the tear shaped object, it smelt funny, it had moss and fungus layered over it "COOL!!! Momma look what I found!!"he ran inside, the mother shrieked "Put that thing down Billy, its rotted!"
The boy sighed "Fine" he dropped it.
Later that day
A little girl picked up the egg "OOh... I wonder what will hatch from it.."and walked home carrying the egg...
A few days later, the egg was dropped, I picked it up, Well my reincarnation, and said "This looks..familiar.."