[izauura]

spoot doot

Ive wanted to do a dad joke contest for a while so here we are....
No extras and only one dad joke! Please keep it CS friendly. You can pretty it up but its not required as per usual.


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Username:
Name:
Gender:
Dad joke:



This contest will end on Thursday

[kaatlove]

possbile res

[starshine,]

Username: jukira.
Name: Gawain
Gender: Male
Dad joke: "Velcro, what a rip off."

[AstroCat]

Username: Clandestine
Name: Plover
Gender: Female
Dad joke: I used to have a job at a calendar factory, but I got fired because I took a couple of days off.

[honee bee]

Username:
somnology
Name:
Honey
Gender:
Female
Dad Joke:
"You know...I spent all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me."

[OutdatedBoombox]

Username: Chibi~Predator
Name: Octus
Gender: Agender
Dad joke: how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles

[doglover947]

Username: doglover947
Name: Danny
Gender: male
Dad joke: "Daddy, I'm hungry!" "Nice to meet you Hungry! My name is paul."

[Foxy The Pirate]

Username: Foxy The Pirate
Name: Servix
Gender: Male
Dad joke: "Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school?"
"No!"
"It's okay, he woke up"

[gomi.]

Username: Lisa Kashnovi
Name: Spuddy
Gender: Male
Dad joke:
Cashier: "Would you like me to put the milk in a bag?"
Dad: "No thanks, just leave it in the carton!"
*badum-tss*

[kittykore]

Username: :. Mimi .:
Name: Gubs
Gender: Male
Dad joke: “I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, ‘You.’”