[Expresso.]

Sanskiras are a species of hybrid, domestic animals that were created through selective, genetic breeding. They are a hybrid between wolves, foxes, horses and goats. Most Sanskiras are tame in captivity, but on rare occasions, herds of wild Sanskiras have been spotted running free. Sanskiras are bred for showing purposes, so most Sanskiras in captivity are well trained and groomed to perfection. They can be ridden, but it takes a lot of time and patience to train them. For more information, please refer to this image.

Username:
evergreen.

Name:
Gabriel

Gender:
Male

Funny joke:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see.”

Watson replied; “I see millions and millions of stars.”

Holmes said, “And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson replied, “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.”

And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”

[hakuu]

Username: marzipan-love
Name: dakota
Gender: Male
Funny joke:
One day a man was so angry that he grabbed an apple, a banana, and a grenade and threw them out the window. Later, he walked outside to find a little girl crying. He asked her what was wrong, and she replied that an apple had hit her in the head. He walked past her, and then shortly thereafter he found a little boy crying. He asked him what was wrong, and he replied that a banana had hit him in the face. He walked on, and then came upon an old woman laughing with the remains of a blown up house behind her. He knew that it was his fault, but he asked her why she was laughing before he apologized. She said she farted and her house blew up. Turns out the grenade hit her house at the exact same time she farted.

pfft I know its immature but I found it funny

[DeadlyArcana]

Username: bandaddict
Name: Sokka
Gender: Male
Funny joke:
Why can't you give Elsa a ballon?
Because she'll let it go

*crickets chirp* yea I know it wasn't that funny XD

[dogish]

Username: kaitoo.
Name: Hirokoto
Gender: male
Funny joke:
Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

[ladybugdotz]

username: ladybugdotz
name: Meritt
gender: male
funny joke: a squirrel walks up to a tree and says, 'I forgot to store up acorns for the winter; so now i am dead.' ha! it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
Dug

i hope youve seen up cause if you havent you wont get it;)

[houndpine]

Username:
evergreen.

Name:
Gabriel

Gender:
Male

Funny joke:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see.”

Watson replied; “I see millions and millions of stars.”

Holmes said, “And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson replied, “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.”

And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”

[Expresso.]

Username:
evergreen.

Name:
Gabriel

Gender:
Male

Funny joke:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see.”

Watson replied; “I see millions and millions of stars.”

Holmes said, “And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson replied, “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.”

And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”

Congrats! Sometimes, we over analyse things

Thank you everyone, your jokes were all hilarious. It brightened my day <3 Maybe I should do another joke adopt

@everygreen.
I've added you to your Sanskira, feel free to add items :p

[houndpine]

aah thank you! <3
what kind of items are acceptable?

[Expresso.]

aah thank you! <3
what kind of items are acceptable?

Umm, anything really ^^ What do you have in mind?

[houndpine]

um wasn't sure yet, nothing too extreme of course, i was just checking to see if there were any specific guidelines ^^

i'll post here after i do the accessories, and you can approve it? c: