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Deerssert are a mystical, mythological species that appear in history every so often. Sightings grew sparser and sparser through the years, but now they've started to appear more and more. Here at the HQ, a centre dedicated to keeping these creatures from being hunted, we cannot foster them all-- and that's where you come in!

The simplest way to explain them? Deersserts are deer with a twist! While the specifics vary from deer to deer, they all have a few things in common. Deersserts have muscle, skin, fur and bone, but they are described as tasting like sweets. Their scent lingers so much that hides carry a fragrant scent even after death. Instead of fluffy tails, they have a pouf of whipped cream or ice cream [depending on the deer!] with some manner of fruit on top.

Size-wise, they're about the size of a border collie, but have been known to grow to the size of a horse in rare cirucmstances. [In even rarer circumstances, they have gotten bigger. This is the largest deerssert known.] Likewise, they are born as small as a full-grown rabbit, and some never progress past this size.


oh my.

this deer seems to have a notoriously bad temper. I wonder what's bugging it?
[ahh i love going through my unfinished drawings and old unfinished designs <3 this babe was a recycled design from when i was just starting out as an artist ; v ; ]

Won by Byteme!

[P0RTLAND]

username;; serlalkller, but i go by hunter. im a non-owner.
name;; aenae
gender;; female
why are they in such a foul mood??;; it's that time of week.. every week. she is naturally grumpy, and is super bossy and picky. she doesn't like to hang out with anyone lower than her on the status pyramid, as she is the queen and reigns the tippy top of that pyramid! aenae is foul any time she doesn't get her way, which is obviously often, since her expectations are so high, they're almost impossible to meet.

[Ines.]

username;; peachcream
name;; Alana
gender;; female
why are they in such a foul mood??;; She ran out of coffee.

[Angua]

username;; Angua
name;; Coquette
gender;; female
why are they in such a foul mood??;; Her cream topping setting lotion made out of sugar icing is sold out and now she has to go to her in scene clique, looking like icecream in the sun. What a horror! *serious face*

[Dr. Paine]

username;;
Commander Shepard

name;;
Valentine (... yeah I checked all the archives. Valentine is free. Go figure xD)

gender;;
Female

why are they in such a foul mood??;;
She's all ready for fall and winter, all the glorious chill and fog and scary movies, binging on delicious food and holidays and getting to curl up with a nice cup of hot cocoa while she watches the snow fall... but it's still so hot she can't even wear her favorite scarf. What the heck. Of course, being in too much heat or sun alone gets her cranky; it seems to make the ice cream at the end of her tail (and on her head!) start melting and running a bunch, and you try being happy when that happens!

[Wafflez2]

username;;Wafflez2
name;;Strawburry
gender;;female
why are they in such a foul mood??;;she has a problem of biting her cheek, and lips, she often ends up getting a sore lip or cheek

[Toxi+Bbun]

username;;Bbun
name;;Chocolate Rose
gender;;Female
why are they in such a foul mood??;;Autumn has started with a rainy downpour, and she hates the rain. It gets her fur, clothes (if she's wearing any), and just about everything she has wet! She often struggles finding shelter for her belongings. It's even worse when it's the day AFTER, too, because then everything gets all muddy and icky and gross. It's no secret that she hates the spring, but Kandi despises it when it happens during the fall, for it's her favorite season of them all.

[Lady Poppy]

username;;Alaskabi
name;; Cookies
gender;;Female
why are they in such a foul mood??;; Someone have steal her cookies! Again..there is somebody who keeps doing this almost every day.Cookies bake the cookies (lolikr) and leave them go a little cold,and when she returns-poof! No cookies anymore;.

[wowzaitsme]

username;; ghibli.
name;; Mousse
gender;; Male
why are they in such a foul mood??;; He is required to go to the family reunion. Not that he hates his family, but some of his cousins, need less caffeine. And silly string.

[Offended Cockatiel]

q v q hhh October 2, could there possibly be an extension?