[ty_tay]

Make your own form and make me laugh(without using images or gifs). Be sure to include Breed, Height, Age, and gender (Stallion or gelding: 2 breedings)

[corrosive_limes]

Res <3

[urie]

'' M&M, what are you doing here? This is (name's) form!?! Oh well, you'll have to stay'' -eye roll-
'' So this'' -barges past M&M- is Magpie. No prizes for guessing why'' - looks at M&M - '' How on earth did you get out of your stall and where is ... oh, there'' -jumps- '' Oh yeah, and he's a gelding. Can't be doing with too many foals, CAN WE, M&M ?!?'' -annoyed look-.
'' Okay let me just oh never mind, he can stay''
'' So then lets see. As you probably guessed, Magpie over here is rather quiet, and stays out of mischief. Unlike Mix over here'' - Gives a loving pat to Mixy and Magpie - '' but he can be a pain sometimes. He is shiny because he is a dressage master and as he is a Trakehner horse he does everything, really. He is 16.2 hh and is 8 years old''
'' Well then, I better go and get SOMEONE back in their stable''

SO SHINY O.O MUST HAVE. MANY WANTS.

[Arrows]

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ATG :emaN nraB
noillatS :redneG
sraeY eviF :egA
esroH tropS hsirI :deerB
HH 3.61 :thgieH
!pleh ot ereh kcilC ?ffo uoy gnikcit I mA :rehtO

[corrosive_limes]

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[cooper.]

Res

[snowflop]

[singing]
Of there was a beautiful horse, striding across the moor.
black as midnight and shining like the moon!
a beautiful Arabian horse, a stallion for sure.
At a great height of 15.2 hands, and an age of 6.
he is majestic and regal, nothing could ruin this moment.
except.. ohh dear..
there goes his majesty, all his respect has vanished.
he no longer is a fine horse, striding across the moor.
he has tripped and down he goes.
into the dirt and mud.
shiny no more.
[singing]

[cn_spots]

Owner: cn_spots
Show name: Back in black
Barn Name: Drummer
Breed: Oldenburg
Gender: stallion
Height: 17.1
Age: 6 yr
Shiny: At the barn.... after it rained the night before.... and moon moon slipping and sliding down getting covered in mud.... me on my knees with uncontrollable laughter.

[Timey]

Username
TimeLord~Jedi
Name
Stayin' Alive
'Moriarty'
Breed
Thoroughbred
Gender
Stallion
Age
5 Years
Height
16.0 hh
For Your Entertainment
A tombstone reads...

'Here Lies
Byron Vickers

Died Oct. 10th 1887

Second Fastest
Draw In New Austin'

[teresa8oats]

Comet

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Username: teresa8oats
Show Name: Consulting The Stars
Barn Name: Comet
Breed: Belgian Warmblood
Gender: Stallion
Height: 17.0hh
Age: 7
Color: Black w. Stripe & two socks

My Usual Daily Schedule At CWHR:

5:00am - Wake Up & Start morning routine
5:40am - Either walk or drive to the ranch
6:00am - Start feeding horses
7:30am - Muck out stalls
8:30am - Take horses to turnouts/pastures
9:00am - Start Training (with breaks between rides)
12:00pm - Return ad Replace horses in turnouts/pastures
12:45pm - Feed Horses Lunch
1:15pm - Break (and human lunch)
3:30pm - Return ad Replace horses in turnouts/pastures
4:30pm - Free time do whatever you want
5:00pm - Office Work - Or just riding
6:00pm - Take horses in from the turnouts/pastures
6:30pm - Feed horses Dinner
7:00pm - Go home
SLEEEPPP!!

Personality:
In three words: Optimistic Intelligent Charming
Comet has, by far, the most important job at CWHR.
Being one of the first horse you see when you get their
because his stall is at the front of the stable, everyone
has to walk past him to get into the actual ranch.
He always does something really stupid as they walk by,
usually grabbing a bunch of hay in his mouth, bobbing his
head up and down, flicking it in their direction, then
curling his lip back to a friendly, horse teeth smile.
Therefor, his job is to make everyone smile on those
cold, gloomy, 'I want to be sleeping' mornings!!

Discipline:
Three Day Eventing
Skilled At
He has good balance, so he can somehow make it over jumps
when coming in crooked, off balance, or on the wrong stride.
Particularly Bad At
Looking collected while in dressage comps.

Ok, whenever my friend and me need a laugh, we think of two words, like... for example, Bad Dog... or Black Suite, and take the first letter of each word and flip the around. This brings us to Dad Bog and Slack Buite. Sometimes they come out SO hilarious! (WARNING: Doing this can cause a sugarless sugar rush. Well, you know what I mean!)

Funny But True Facts:
1. A shrimp's heart is in it's head.
2. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
3. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants
4. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
5. 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
6. Human birth control pills work on gorillas.
7. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
8. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear any pants.
9.The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan, there was never a recorded Wendy before!
10.There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and silver!
11. In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child
12. Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.
13. If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.