Username: Engghaen
Name: Yzma
Age: Dummm... Probably older than I am? :3
Plot:1. Buy Super Freezray Shotgun 128540AZD23 PRO
2. Test Super Freezray Shotgun 128540AZD23 PRO on passing by random villagers and llamas
3. Turn a handfull of mice into louse
4. Turn the louse into pigeons
5. Turn the pigeons into mice
6. Freeze the mice with Super Freezray bla bla bla
7. Buy the house next to your
subject poor old person annoying llama subject (if needed with a bit of use of the Super Freezray bla bla bla)
8. Throw the frozen mice out of the window and into your subject's window (has to be open for that) 8. Make sure your subject's window is open
9. Throw the frozen mice out of the window and into your subject's window
10. Call the pizzaguy and order a pizza
11. Kiddynap the pizzaguy and eat the pizza
12. Put on his clothes and knock on your subject's door while hiding the Super bla bla bla behind your back
13. Freeze the subject with the Super bla bla bla
14. Push him over the frozen mice under his window so he trips
15. Steal a sock from his closet and shrink your subject
16. Put the subject in the sock
17. Do
not sniff the sock, serious hazard!
18. Throw him outside into the river
19. Drive to the end of the river and make sure there's a waterfall
20. Push him off the waterfall
21. Do your happy-villain dance!
How To Take Out Your Worst Enemy In 21 Steps ^
Edit: Made me think of this:

How.. Adorably evil.