[p-ond]

Tell me a one line joke! Shading added on request.

Username: ~punkstache
Equid's Name: Capone
Age: 5 yrs
Height: 14.1hh
Gender: Stallion
Personality: (As long or short as you like) Capone is known for being a trouble maker. He's extremely pugnacious, always trying to pick fights. He also has a tendancy to take things that do not belong to him. If you had to label Capone he would deffinately be the 'bad boy' constantly going against convention. His lifestyle draws in mares, well the ones who like to live dangerously anyways, or the ones who feel like they can change him.

[Charchar2]

Username: Charchar2
Equid's Name: Caymin
Age: 5
Height: 14.1hh
Gender: Stallion
Personality: He's suave, subtle, and acts like a gentleman but is really far from it. He enjoys the company of ladies over men and is an intolerable flirt. He's a bit of a comedian as well, and loves one-liners, and lame jokes & puns of all sorts.
Tell me a one liner! You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.

** I got special permission to edit in a new joke <3

[Remini]

Username: ~Remini~
Equid's Name: Zephyr
Age: 2 years
Height: 14.1hh
Gender: Stallion
Personality: Like his name suggests, he takes everything with a grain of salt. He's very quiet, and doesn't speak his mind. He takes life day by day, but doesn't exactly take risks like others may. He's extremely laid back and calm, and he has little to no temper what so ever. He's generally a sweetheart, and doesn't raise his voice at anything. To get him to talk, you either have to be around him for long enough that he's comfortable with you, or make him mad, which is almost impossible as he is.
Tell me a one liner!: What happened to the beard when it vanished? It disabeard.

[cinerious]

Username: DaffyMusic
Equid's Name: Crowley
Age: 5
Height: 14.1hh
Gender: Stallion
Personality: Crowley, most of the time, stands tall and proud. He knows how to smooth talk his way into or out of a conversation, and can slip away unseen when he wants. Though he is stubborn and rude at times, he knows when to stop. When the time calls for it, his sweet side will come to the surface.
Tell me a one liner! I drank a lava lamp, it wasn't lava like that guy said...

[lennon]

Username: chiclet.
Equid's Name: Braelyn
Age: 6 years
Height: 14.1hh
Gender: Stallion
Personality: Braelyn is a very friendly equid. He loves to have fun and play pranks, but he manages to always stay on everyone's good side. He can be an horrible flirt with the girls, but that's why they love him. His sense of humor is quite bad, and he couldn't use sarcasm to save his life. But he lives an easy going life with many friends by his side.
Tell me a one liner! Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.

[l i o n.]

Username: hi there. I'm lionblaze<3, but you can call me lion or blaze or whatever you'd like
Equid's Name: Solas; a prince of the underworld. I just like the name though c:
Age: 4 years 7 months 11 days
Height: 14.1hh
Gender: Stallion
Personality: Solas is a very gentle equid with almost a feminine appeal to him. Despite what his name suggests, Solas is a very polite and well-mannered young equid, always letting the mares go first, watching after the foals, as well as taking care of the elderly. He doesn't find these tasks boring or demeaning, but as more of a way to learn from new experiences and listen to great stories. As he's still a young stallion, Solas finds it easy to watch after the foals, most of the time, joining in their games himself. The stallion treads lightly, knowing his place in the herd and where he belongs. Despite his often quiet demeanor, this young prince will speak up when an injustice is served and can come off as quite out-going and out-spoken among his friends. He's easy to get along with makes friends at the drop of a hat, becoming a bit of a loose-lip nelly, just blabbering on and on. Throughout his years, he's heard many a story from equids of all shapes and sizes and he enjoys retelling them to keep them alive, but with his own special twist slipped in. One day, he wishes to have his own great tale of adventure. When he's not making friends or participating in healthy herd fun, Solas can be found wandering to forests alone, watching the clouds flit past the golden-dappled tree tops or with his muzzle shoved to the ground, inspecting the beautiful flowers around him.
Tell me a one liner! Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!

[glockenspiel]

Username: Apppy
Equid's Name: Jericho
Age: 4 years
Height: 14.1hh
Gender: Stallion
Personality: Jericho is very confident. Too confident. He'll prance around, challenging his fellow equids to various competitions, regardless of said equid's skill or age. This confidence has gotten him into quite the amount of trouble, but it doesn't only have bad outcomes. Many equids, especially mares, find his dauntless attitude charming and a refreshing change from the many mysterious and shy stallions. Though his demeanor borders on arrogance, you'll find yourself smiling at the antics of the bold stallion.
Tell me a one liner! I told a chemistry joke; there was no reaction. c;

[.Survivor.]

Username: Serenaded By Angels
Equid's Name: Selkie
Age: 5
Height: 14.1hh
Gender: Stallion
Personality: Jokster, mischievous, flirty, lover
Tell me a one liner!
Duck......duck.....duck.........Duck.......I told you to duck, you didn't listen.

[myth;]

Username: ᴍʏᴛʜ + ᴅᴇsᴛɪɴʏ
Equid's Name: Tasmania (Taz or Tazzy)
Age: 3 years
Height: 14.1hh
Gender: Stallion
Personality: Supersonic, favorable, civil, peaceful, considerate, generous, perceptive and alert.
Tell me a one liner! Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks: they charged one - and let the other one off.

[Jaydoge]

Username: Karkitty
Equid's Name: König - German for King
Age: 6 years
Height: 14.1hh
Gender: Stallion
Personality: Proud, brave, and fearless. König is the type of stallion born to lead, his sureness in his actions and his firm but sincere tone make his words easy to follow. While he won't back down from a challenge, he'll rarely act out in violence unless there is no other option. He treats his herd and comrades equally, sharing what he has with even a loner resting with his herd for the night.
Tell me a one liner! God must love stupid people. He made SO many!