[jern.]

This will be a simple adopt!
His her flower is a tiger lily.

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[Pi.]

Username: Pieinator
Name: Taiger. Tai for short.
Joke:
Q: Why do tigers always eat raw meat? A: Because they don't know how to cook.

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[Scribblestar]

Username: ~Daisy~
Name: Clown
Joke:Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 8 9!

[mimi26188]

Username: mimi26188
Name: Beeker
Joke: Q: What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman? A: Frost-bite!

[Alpen]

Username: the neighbourhood.
Name: Lillian
Joke: Q. Why did the tiger lose at poker? A. Because he was playing with a cheetah

[halierae]

Username: halierae
Name: veeven
Joke:
The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an E.
One boy says: “Elephant.”

Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a T.
The same boys says: “Two elephants.”

The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behaviuor. After that she asks for an animal beginning with M.
The boy shouts from the other side of the door: “Maybe an elephant!”

[ellyenchanted]

Username: 'Four'
Name: Papaya
Joke: Why did Susan fall off the swing?
Why?
Because she had no arms!

Knock knock
Whos there?
NOT SUSAN!!!!

[Crazychick3000]

Username: Crazychick3000
Name:Scarlett
Joke: Q.Why did the picture go to jail? A.Because it was framed

[○WaterDrops○]

Username: WaterDrops
Name: Tigerlily
Joke: I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

[Rhys~]

Username: CeselSpeaker
Name: Tigerflame
Joke:
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?