Your name, if I may?
I am Madame Custard. And-ssh! Don't tell anyone-Rogue's partner in crime. Keep in mind, if you happen to tell?
We'll find you; don't ask how. Let's just say we have our ways and keep it at that.
Do you have any recent photos of yourself you wouldn't mind sharing?
I do, in fact. Perhaps I will show them to you on one condition: you do not under any circumstances, show them to the cops. I don't really like the thought of getting caught, you know? It's fun being a thief. Deal? All right, here they are...a few of my utmost endeavors.
--ART HERE--
Could I ask, if it does not strike you as nosy, would you describe yourself?
My pleasure! It is ever so obvious that I am devious, no? Clever, as well. Even Rogue compliments my skill--that is, the power of my mind. It is so...intricate if you will. I am told that I posses a great ability. I shall admit to being a trickster and a liar, but these traits come naturally to ones like us, ahem, bandits. I wouldn't think you would be able to fathom such an experience as you have not witnessed it before. And, well, I suppose I can be a bit of a dramatic, what can I say? No dragon, not a single one, is so great that they can pull off a feat such as perfection. Although I am a bit full of myself at times, so I fully understand when one fantasizes they are so great. My, I never realized I had so many faults! At least I am not a pathetic, weak pushover of a sister. Which I mean Kyandeiru...well, on with the show? I could be described as a naughty girl. I do not list this as a disadvantage; I am proud of this! So full of greed and selfishness, it feels so powerful! I doubt you would ever understand, as you are a mere peasant. I am the least bit frightened to say that I am flirtatious, a ball of fire! Alas, I can spark up in rage, and that is simply hideous. My fury is unbearable...so don't even dare to push my limits. And that, my friend, is I, Madame Custard to every last detail. Many thanks.
Please excuse me, but I have a question for Citru. Will you take great care of Custard if you happen to win?
Yes, of course! This JMD is stunning and I would not even think of leaving it in the dust for a second.
Soon I must depart. But before I go--is there anything else you'd like to discuss?
WIP.
Make history, family, poem, and story of Rogue and Custard stealin' stuffles o3o