[finifugal ✨]

who r u ;; imm finifugal ✨
who is dis kal?? ;; him too cool for name, too cool for school (but le friendos call him arin sometimes)
wot gender r they? ;; he a meal, yknow
why they screm??? ;; his just found out mcr is come back, him so much excite, must tell friendlings

[.zombie]

who r u ;; grr.
who is dis kal?? ;; ronald
wot gender r they? ;; boy?????????
why they screm??? ;; bc everyone on the thread is making fun of him but hes not a meme hes actually a v sophisticated young kalon

[petrikov]

who r u ;; I is Twek Twaek
who is dis kal?? ;; Aron Bur :)
wot gender r they? ;; m ale
why they screm??? ;; Dey saw a sp00py snek :((

[triforcing]

lksdl'dsjdsf i'm droppin out

may the best meme win

[Pepurrmint]

who r u ;; u r two me be pepurrmint
who is dis kal?? ;; they be apache
wot gender r they? ;; they sexually identify as an attack helicopter
why they screm??? ;; they screm because the first of their surgeries to become an attack helicopter. this first surgery will install a spin thing on their tail but they willn't be abple to fly with just a tail spin thing okie?

[deleteduser.]

who r u ;; helo i am alive.
who is dis kal?? ;; sponge
wot gender r they? ;; i don't even know
why they screm??? ;; existential crisis

[Goddess Sword]

who r u ;; if u stack one bill on two other bills u get the bill ciforce
who is dis kal?? ;; his name is jester bc he a fool
wot gender r they? ;; jester is a boi
why they screm??? ;; jester is a yelly boi bc he thinks it makes him funny but hes rong. taken 4 a fool

[kaatlove]

who r u ;; kitkat
who is dis kal?? ;; jellybon
wot gender r they? ;; femol
why they screm??? ;; all the biting pears of Salamanca on da are scary

[PleaserOfCrowds]

who r u ;; the popo Ploser of cwowds
who is dis kal?? ;; mmmmmm pepper bc pepe are best fruit 100/10
wot gender r they? ;; why yes tehy is yes(g3nd3rfu1ld!!1!1!)
why they screm??? ;;

okey kiddos! so le mi tell ya a storeh how they life got tuned upsid down ya!
It was a NOICe!!1!1 day when pepr was hanging out with they frend pie!11!!1! However, peper h4s conf3ssious to m4ke to pie!1!1 So, that dey, peeeepeer say something to pie!1!

"Lemme smash" said pepr. However! becuz pie only wanted to frendzhone pepr pie DAB!1 and then 360noscoped pepr into spaaaaccceeeee. After that a spoopy skeleton ooooo so scari stepped on pie and pie got rekt!1!1 Pepe then feel from space and roasted the skeleton with a car!0?1?$//$ and the bee movie script!$! "U reposted in teh wrong neighborhood frend!!!1!" and then pepper proceeded to kazoo & airhorn "We are number One" combined with "All star" as he roasted the spoopy Skelton?1?1?1

Pie's las wurds were "I won't luv u 4ever, I luv you 5ever" and then died. Pepper then proceeded two fling themselves into orbit because rest in peperonis pie.

So, ev3mpn 2 dis day, pepr is still orbiting dis earth, constantly screming "HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FREND", "WAKE ME UP INSIDE" and other p edgy sobgs.

End of chapter one them

Also le second oart

[invincible llama]

who r u ;; invinciblitly lama
who is dis kal?? ;; catcat
wot gender r they? ;; femle
mayb
why they screm??? ;; bc she saw ur faec

owell