Tʜᴇʏ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ꜰᴏᴜɴᴅ sᴏᴍᴇ sᴛᴜꜰꜰ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ, ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇᴀᴄʜ.
Twig lay flat on his back, sand swimming up to his ears in the hot summer sun. He could feel the heat trapped under his T-shirt and shorts, and really wished now he'd thought to change before coming down here. He was quite a ways away from his cabin on the ship now.
It had probably been a good hour or more he'd spent searching the sands. He wasn't sure what Shark thought they were going to find to fix an engine down here. Unless seashells, rocks, and the occasional clump of seaweed counted as engine parts. He really didn't know much about engines, but he really didn't think so.
A gull crying overhead caught his eye, and he squinted upward against the beating rays of the sun. "Oh brother. They think I'm dying!" he chuckled. It wasn't really true, those were vultures that did that. He'd seen plenty of westerns, so he knew all about the buzzards flying down to pick off the things that don't make it through the desert. Actually, the sand of the beach wasn't unlike it either.
Sitting up, he scanned the horizon. Hm... Why not spend a little time playing an imagination game?
As the gull glided above, the waves rolling in would stand in for the railroad tracks. The trees, those were posts in the building fronts in this little western town. And there, as the sun hit high noon, the great outlaw Crabby Cowhide was staring him down. Twig's legs bowed out in a cowboy sheriff stance, hand by his hip where his sunscreen bottle was shoved into his pocket (just in case). The standoff had begun.
"Make your move, Crabby," he whispered over the ocean--wait, the desert winds.
Suddenly, the crab bolted.
"Hey!" he shouted, pulling out the bottle, uncapping it and squeezing as hard as he could.
Wow.
The squirt of sunscreen rocketed through the air much farther than he'd anticipated. Soaring above the sand, it actually made it past the area the little crab had been standing, now scuttled off somewhere while Twig had fumbled with his "weapon" and marveled at his shot. This thing could count as a real weapon, if he used it right. Maybe that was worth keeping in mind.
Tucking it away, he started off after the crab again.
"You won't get away from me next time!" he cried. His eyes scoured the sand for any sign of the little creature, and just as he was considering turning back, he saw something. Definitely not a crab. But what was that?
Digging away the little bits of sand obscuring the shape, he was surprised to pull up... a shoe? It was a women's sandal, torn at the seams and waterlogged. Kind of gross, actually. But as he was about to throw it off into the water, he realized two things. One, that would be littering, and he knew better than to litter. Two, the clasp on the side of the sandal had a little golden starfish dangling from a thin cord. His eyes lit up, and he hollered for joy.
"Now I'm sheriff around these parts," he began again, his new sheriff's star pinned to his sandy T-shirt. "Crabby, I'm coming for you!" The sandal waved like a lasso above him as he raced off, mimicking his horseback adventure with a series of whoops and whinnies. Yeah, he was a little old for this. But he was on vacation, after all.