by master of spaz » Tue Feb 20, 2018 11:13 am
Day 4 - kals in sig
"Well, why not?" Avroline demanded. "What an absurd idea."
"Oh, poor, lady," Odette cooed to her. "Sit down won't you?"
"I will not," she remarked. "You think lowly of me, Odette."
"No, lady-" Odette began to protest.
"You do," Avroline said to the little girl whose eyes were wide as saucers. "Why, I'll have you know, that I have been groomed in the kitchen just as much as you."
"Oh, lady, you wouldn't insist," Odette sighed, as she brought the plate of plum cake to her mistress. She had never seen the cold woman turn so benevolent over anything in her life. "Won't you just eat it?"
"I don't want your cake," Avroline persisted. "I can cook it myself."
"I can't imagine that, lady."
And so, in long, angry strides, Avroline rushed to the lower end of the manor with little Odette following along like a goose.
"I'll give you my ring," Avroline huffed, waving a large ruby ring in Odette's face. "I'll give you my ring if you can cook a better radish tart, than I."
"Well, I never- alright, my lady."
The spoons clicked bowls and they began to stir rapidly. The competition was fierce and an absolute mess. Plates broke, ovens burned. Neither had concocted much of shape or form, it seemed. The kitchen soon went up into flour.
Suddenly, the air became so clouded with white smog, the thick flour in the air, both women were set running out of the kitchen into coughing fits.
Inside, the untended oven gradually ate away at the mess of dough, and began to catch the ends of the flour in the air.
The entire kitchen went into flames and soon men and women were sent running up and down corridors to douse the flame.
Never before and never again would the estate see such a comical disaster.
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master of spaz on Tue Feb 20, 2018 11:15 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Spazzy
as in:
spectacular
you got spunk
your full of spaz! (good type!)