[Tart]

Username: Tart
Name: Carmine
Gender: Male
What has been their worst vacation?:
I Went to a tropical city
Drag queen makeup on
Went to eat at a seaside restaurant
Hair got in the person besides plate
They were too into conversation to realize
They pulled out my extensions
Painful I grab it off their fork and rush out holding my hair
Since no one can see me like this
Then as I'm going to the car
A seagull takes my hair from my hands
Thankfully I had extras at the hotel
Went back to the hotel
I forgot to pack the extensions

[angelshy]

Username: Angelshy

Name: Jenina

Gender: Female



What has been their worst vacation?:
‪Miss Jenina, what has been your very absolute worst vacation ever?

‪❝‬Well, let me think . . .
I was 3 years old — oh wait . . .
I was 7 years old — no, no that's not it . . .
I was 16 years old — wrong! what am I thinking? . . .
Ah yes! It was just a year ago!‪❞‬

Miss Jenina . . .

❝Hold your sketti, I'm gettin' started so stop interrupting me, will you?❞

Yes Miss Jenina, sorry miss.

❝I remember waking up on a terribly dull Monday morning and trying to make myself feel better by making spaghetti. Now mind you, it's not just any spaghetti, but Jenina's World Famous Sketti!❞

I've never heard of Jenina's World Fam—

❝If you'd listen to me finish then you'd know why no one has heard of delightful spaghetti! You see, I've got trichotillomania—only it's a special case of trichotillomania. I pull out my sketti hair to place into my spacial spaghetti recipe passed down from my very own mama. My hair grows back when I take a shower daily, which I do of course. Anyway, one day I was watching the telly and an interesting commercial came on about entering a food competition and the winner gets to be featured in their own food tv show! I was beyond excited! So I decided to look into it on the website they mentioned in the commercial. When I got onto the website, it said they held the competition in a place I've got to spend lots of money to get to!❞

So, it's a far away place you have to ride a plane and . . .

❝WILL YOU JUST HUSH?!
Yes, apparently I had to ride a plane to get their and I had to use up a lot of money saved in my trusty piggie bank Sir Squiggle Noodle. Alright, so I get on this plane and the problems come towards me like a fork-full of good spaghetti—❞

How is that a good analogy for problems coming your way?

❝Because if someone is comin' at yah with a fork-full of good spaghetti—especially if it's my award-winning spaghetti—then there's no turnin' back is there? You've gotta face the fork and you can't stop from comin' your way . . . just like those problems that started happening on the plane. The chatterbox sitting next to me on the ride was asking too many questions and she wasn't giving many answers back to my own questions so I thought she was acting sketti.❞

You mean sketchy right?

❝I guess, if that's the lingo nowadays . . .
I get the sense that this chatterbox wasn't any good because she kept asking more about why I was going where I was going. When I told her the reason, she said she thought I should just forget the food competition and take a break. In otherwords, she tricked me into going on vacation! Now, at some point along the way I fell asleep. When I woke up, we had already arrived at our destination—and I felt dizzy in the noodle too so somethin' definitely wasn't right. When me and chatterbox parted our ways I headed straight to the airport bathroom to find out the cold chatterbox of non-cooked spaghetti had yanked the majority of my hair out during the plane ride! It's no wonder that I was so dizzy in the noodle after we got off the plane. This was a tragedy! I could no longer enter the food competition since my remaining hair wasn't enough for my spaghetti recipe. I was doomed!❞

Did the cold chatterbox of non-cooked spaghetti enter your recipe then?

❝Yes! She did! It was an awful time for me. I was devastated. Instead of me being known for Jenina's World Famous Spaghetti, it's that chatterbox who gets all the glory—and her own food tv show too! I wasn't feeling any happiness at that time and I tried to force myself to have a good time 'on vacation' but I couln't get my mind of my precious spaghetti . . .❞

How tragic!

❝Indeed, it is terribly tragic. The worst is that instead of all my spaghetti hair growing back, meatballs took it's place instead! MEATBALLS! They're so much harder to maintain than spaghetti hair . . .❞



OH MY GOODNESS WIP WIP WIP


*wipes sketti sauce sweat off forehead*
I finally finished! Best wishes to everyone! May the sauce be with you and may the meatballs be ever in your favor! ♡

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[Captain Chomp]

Username:
Champion.
Name:
Tetson Bales
Gender:
Male
What has been their worst vacation?:
Going to the tropics and having his meal of fresh, handpicked fruits stolen by a few monkeys several times.

[Maka.Albarn]

Username:
Name:
Gender:
What has been their worst vacation?:

res

[toothpick]

Username: Toothpick
Name: Raisa
Gender: Female
What has been their worst vacation?:
Taking my First Trip from my residential country had sent me to urgently re-confront my travailing wants and standards. Portugal was the destination of choice due to the living placement of family, My Family is one that takes part in a smaller farming town meaning more land for lesser people and all knew of the happenings within its confinements. I should stay to keeping this short and so I will, When fetching to our bonding time we where on paw to the small General store with my low Knowledge of the area near lived a number of goats whom had been outside during this happening. Soon We passed them and to the bottoms of my luck this goat had the feeling of taking its own vacation.....A few foot steps away...Toward me....Yes I was chased by a goat across the street and bitten a number of times. Soon the Goat had fled and the women felt nothing but annoyance for my presence of interaction with the animal And Later That night had made this clear via her setting her goats free to our property, I cant help but say I had a night of Annoyance on the feet of fear.

[Kaifloof]

a true meme

This makes me think of Filthy Frank XD

[vivi.]

Username: leifa
Name: Maribell
Gender: Female
What has been their worst vacation?:
One time Maribell went in a vacation to Paris with her friend, Celestia. She was very excited, as it was her first vacation away from home! But things began to turn sour when Mari and Cel realised that they had actually booked a hotel room which was one hour away from Paris! To make matters worse, the hotel they stayed in was extremely dirty and unkempt. On top of that, the hotel's manager was rather selfish and rude. Maribell was disappointed, as she has always dreamed of visiting the lovely city of Paris. She couldn't afford to change location, so Maribell had to deal with cockcroaches squirming in every corner! At least Mari and Cel could visit Paris, but of course it was always a bother having to ride in a taxi for an hour. Due to this vacation, Mari is often reluctant to leave the safety of her home during the holidays!

[neiroh]

Username:
Austria*~
Name:
Alexia
Gender:
Agender
What has been their worst vacation?:
Now, the vacation itself wasn't all too bad, but what happened before it really started was the worst. It was a trip to a small town in Germany, a place they were born but didn't really grow up in. They loved it there though. The plane ride was fine, minus the anxiety from the heights. But landing was were it went bad. The bags. They were missing. This delayed them for hours. No one knew where the bags were but they had almost all their things in them, minus the important things. Finally they got the bags and were driven to the hotel they stayed at. At the hotel, they weren't registered in the book. How could that possibly happen? Talking it through with the manager, a few hours passed and finally it was all figured out. They went to their hotel room, unpacked everything, and just slept for the night. They tried not to let it get to them, but it was upsetting them throughout the whole vacation, having them hope it won't happen when they go back home.

[Astraela]

Username: laredo
Name: Mathers
Gender: female
What has been their worst vacation?:
Wip. Got sick and a sketti noodle came oute her nose!!

[Alantica]

Username:
Alantica
Name:
Violet
Gender:
Female
What has been their worst vacation?:
Every year, Violet and her parents plan a winter vacation to somewhere that snows. Since it doesn't snow where Violet lives, she looks forwards to the trip every year. But this year, that trip was a nightmare. Her parents were fighting about directions and we were all hungry. When we finally decided to eat, they argued about what was good and what's not really tasty.
This was her worst vacation because her parents were arguing a lot.
WIP