[DragonLoverHere]

I have a mighty need for that deer... o,o Reserved

[center][color=#BF8000]PUP DEER #7
User: DragonLoverHere
Deer Name: WIP
Your "Deer in Headlights" Story: WIP

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[yume.]

PUP DEER #7
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Sooo res<3

[violentPrince]

ewe I wish i was interesting enough to HAVE a deer in headlights story but alas, I don't. good luck guys

[Dr. Acula]

ewe I wish i was interesting enough to HAVE a deer in headlights story but alas, I don't. good luck guys

I encourage you to try however :]
It'd be nice to see what you come up with!

By the way, people, this will end SEPTEMBER 30th

[Dr. Acula]

Aw, no one else wants to try out?

[Dr. Acula]

2 more days!

[Dr. Acula]

PUP DEER #7
User: Sno Leopard
Deer Name: Flaxen
Your "Deer in Headlights" Story: I was riding down the street home from the grocery store, carrying a red bell pepper, a bag of flour, a container of eggs, and a cabbage in my pannier bags. It was a fine day, with the sun high in the sky and the few clouds were puffy and white instead of threatening and dark. I rode through the neighborhoods, humming a simple song, until I came to a busy street. I waited for the light to turn green and then I pedaled jauntily across the street, when a car from the opposite direction came careening through the intersection. I froze, knowing the impending doom...

...all eighteen eggs splattered across the road...

...cars were stopped in all directions, honking...

...lights were blinking from the paramedics that had come...

...and a cabbage, green and lonely, came rolling out of the mess.

I took in what had happened. Somehow, I felt no pain.

The man from the ambulance came to me and said, "Hey, what's the square root of 121?"

That's a weird question, I thought. "Uh, 11?"

Then I realized that I was sitting in my elementary school math class, where I had fallen asleep during a lecture. "Very good," said the teacher. "I see you've studied."

My apologies about the unpunctuality of mine, but congrats! You win the pup! .. Er deer!