Username: gardog
Farm Name: Bovine Vineyard
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bloopPrompt:
"Bro, how-... like-... wha-"
"Dude, I don't know what else to tell ya. We think they just kinda came outta the egg like that. Then, like... ya know... grew up with two necks an' stuff. I mean, how else would they get two necks??"
"No, I get that, but, like... does it share a throat at some point or, like-... uhhh..."
"I'm gonna be honest with you, bro... even their x-rays don't make any sense, but here they are."
"Are you sure it wasn't... ya know, like a... glitch in the system?? Everything's pixels, afterall, what if they weren't born with it? WHAT IF IT ISN'T MAYBELLINE, BRO??"
"Actually..."
*Flashback*
"Hey, do you know why all of the lily pads look like they have glitch lines goin' through 'em??"
"Oh... it seems they do indeed... strange."
"It's so weird. And look! It's not just the lily pads, it's everything around the pond!"
"..."
"The water looks oddly fine, though."
*touches the water*
*the water ripples into an array of pixels*
"It's acting normally too... it's just... everything else attached to it??"
*a nearby duck quacks and splashes into the pond*
*the duck then rubberbands back onto shore as if it were never there in the first place*
"Did-... what did I just witness?"
"I'll call the landscape programmer."
*End Flashback*
*stares at duck as if everything suddenly makes sense*
"... huh."
