Username: StormSerpent
Cat Name: Kiko
Gender: male
Rank: unemployed
Clan: https://toyhou.se/stormserpent/characte ... er:2746337Age: 19
Prompt:“Heh” he couldn’t help but smile as he entered this room and saw one of the paintings on the wall. this was noticed by his sister much to her delight and she rushed over.
“I knew you’d find something you’d like!” She was practically bouncing.
He sighed “ugh, here it comes.”
“I told you! I told you so!” She poked him mischievously “art isn’t for everyone” she mocked- trying to lower her voice and sound masculine but overall sounding really dumb.
“Okay fine, you win, but look at it.” He pointed at it.
“Ah yes! A masterpiece, painted by someone who could rival the old greats. What a sight! Look at how the light reflects her-“
Okay okay enough of that, nothing she was saying made a lick of sense to him. “Her face looks like a fish face”
“I- well I never! Such blasphemy! I-“
“Sis, just look at her face, it looks really stupid.”
“Well… it does look a little off.” She continued looking at it “hehe she looks like she just farted in a public space- I mean UH you have no respect for true artistry!”
That was one of the highlights but believe it or not, he found something else to his exquisite taste.
As soon as they turned the corner he bust out laughing- there was a giant statue pieced together again from a bygone age.
Hardly looking at it she started reciting what she knew about it- but who was she trying to impress? Their parents were in a different area somewhere. “the last remaining statue of cleopawtra, too large to rescue from terra it was pieced together again from space debris.”
“Oh come on, I don’t care about that, it’s a giant- ten foot tall butt.”
“Well… yeah it is… the front half of her didn’t make it off the planet…” what more could she have expected from him, older than she but still immature as always.
“I thought this was a museum of modern art, what’s this even doing here.” He wondered aloud as he circled it, this masterpiece put him in a good enough mood to let his sister show off her knowledge.
But she dropped her ‘i know everything’ act and looked at him dead serious “you think anyone else wanted it?”