by Cactologist » Tue Jun 09, 2020 9:06 am
Username: Cactologist
Name: Zaeema
Gender: Heifer
Collar: Something spooky to match eyes!
Why the teeth?: "My what? Oh, my teef? Are fey fat noticeable? I was hoping you couldn't tell!" Lowering her head, Zaeema removed the two large fangs, revealing two gaps where her teeth should have been. When she sheepishly spoke again, her lisp was gone, too. "I lost two of my teeth eating a caramel apple, believe it or not! The dentist was going to make me pay a fortune for fake teeth, so I searched online and ordered the cheapest ones I could find. There wasn't a picture, but they were called 'Large Front Teeth,' which is exactly what I needed! Of course, I didn't notice until too late that I had ordered them from a Halloween supply store... On the positive side, though, I've noticed that everybody has been keeping their distance and not bothering me in public, so I may just keep using them! It takes me half the time to finish a meal, too! Imagine how fast I could eat if I replaced all my teeth..."
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Cactologist on Fri Jun 12, 2020 1:18 pm, edited 1 time in total.