- it's cabbage ! i hadn't grabbed their ref yet this isn't ok
any pronouns, their gender is ( windows startup noise ) agender :'>
tamagotchi made to be a kind of helper you could carry around in your pocket, like a portable clippy p much. they became sentient b4 their developer could continue testing / clone them tho, n despite their sentience mayb having the possibility to make them even more helpful, their developer was afraid it'd be dangerous. cabbage just hangs out in their tamagotchi & enjoys doodling with the pen programmed into their sweater, using their godawfully slow internet to talk on internet forums n share their rom hacks. dopey n still has a computer auto generated type mind, like ,, the amount of sense their games make rival a dark luigi video tbh. origin of their name is that i thought cabbage would b a cute name but then i found out nintendo wanted to make a game called cabbage, n now i can pretend i have lore.
