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puns,,, ohm how they hertz my heart

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gimme your best pun(s):

Ends march 15th at 7pm EST

[Meoauniaea]

username: Toomin
name: Atanzaw
gender: Male
gimme your best pun(s):
Energizer bunny arrested... charged with battery.
How often do I like jokes about chemistry? Periodically.
Why do hedgehogs not share the hedge?
I read a book about anti-gravity. I couldn't set it down!
Need an ark? I Noah guy!
I know it's cheesy, but I think you're grate!

[SunnyStreets]

name: Hector Hood
gender: male
gimme your best pun(s):
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?

What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.

What do you call a T.Rex who can’t accept defeat?
A saur loser.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A Thesaurus.

..dinos?

[OutdatedBoombox]

name: Wattson
gender: agender
gimme your best pun(s): Wow, I dunno. I’ve got nothing that could really light up one’s mind. Nothing particularly electrifying. I’m not quite sure watt I’m talking about but to be honest how bad these jokes are kinda hertz. I’m absolutely shocked that you’re still here. I don’t think I’ve ohmitted anything yet, but I can’t say I’ve been particularly charged up lately. I’m really amped that you’re still here! I guess I might just be on a power trip. I sure hope there are no circuit breakers around because I might be on a roll. Sometimes I can’t help but think my power has gone out but I’m absolutely de-lighted by how everything is going. Maybe I’m plugging a little bit too much, but sometimes I have some bright ideas.

[dzo]

name|| cynemær
gender|| male
gimme your best puns||
i once ate a dictionary...
...it gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had.

why is peter pan always flying?
- he neverlands.
(ahhh, that joke never grows old)

what kind of car does an electrician drive?
- a volts-wagon.

i hate autocorrect, it always makes me say things i didn’t nintendo!

and the award for best neck wear goes to...
...well would you look at that!, it's a tie!

i could make a million jokes about cash machines...
...but i just can't think of one atm.

my friend told me how electricity is measured...
... and i was like watt!?!

[Discter]

name: Shuurga
gender: Female
gimme your best pun(s):

Pun enters a room, kills 10 people.

Pun in, 10 dead.

Might be best to read this one aloud.

Extra 1 - Might add a background but it's turning out bad so who knows :c

Extra 2: Notes!
- A mischievous lightning sprite who wants to steal your stuff
- Always coming up with nicknames for people
- Disappearing at the most inconveniencing times
- A real prankster
- Kinda malicious
- Probably not someone you want as an enemy... or friend
- A riddle master
- Card games? Card games
- Hoards knick knacks
- Lives in the heart of a swamp, going out and harassing nearby towns & villages
- Bug eater

[kxynine]

name: Thunder
gender: Male
gimme your best pun(s):

Why are educated people hotter?
Cause they got more degrees

Wanna know why I look at my blood donation card when I'm down?
Cause it says B positive

Have you ever tried eating a clock?
It's very time consuming

Wanna know what the person who made the 'knock knock' joke deserves?
A "no-bell" prize

What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso

Wanna know a joke about a giraffe?
Nevermind, it's too long

[Placebo]

name: Raiden
gender: Male
gimme your best pun(s):

Dear xxx,

"Even if this is an odd mixture of chemistry and physics puns, I hope this gets a good reaction out of you."

Two hydrogen atoms are sitting in a room. One says to the other, "I think I've lost an atom!"
The other says to the first, "Are you positive?"

"But don't worry-- I'll still have my ion you." (;

"You're the real ion here though! You're always the hydroxide to my acid. I might be amino acid sometimes, but like a base, you always know how to balance me out."

"You ready for more puns, Potassium? K? Well, I thought you'd never ask!"

A handicapped photon boards a plane and is asked if it needs any help with his luggage.
It says, “No, I’m traveling light.”

"But even if I'm still miles away and haven't reached your eye like a space light particle, I love you watts." <33

"Sorry if these bad chemistry puns are a boron you. All the good ones argon. But don't worry! As a chemist, I have all the solutions to the rest of your problems."

-Raiden, your favorite chemist

(wish me luck in these competitions! still missing you even halfway across the world. I'm just an unlit bulb without you! Like a circuit loop, you complete me.)

[mackstarr]

name: Hertz
gender: male
gimme your best pun(s):

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, "five beers please."

My friend really changed since she became vegetarian. It's like I've never met herbivore.

also this

[leafless willow]

name: Urumi [Uruk]
gender: goes by any pronouns. [only the main ones, he/him she/her they/them]
gimme your best pun(s): ●A doughnut does not a-dough Golf after their friend fried them with a hole in one. They weren't jelly!

●Do you feel that? The spark between us?

●You know what happens to a toad when it's hit by lightning?

Same thing that happens to everything else.

Wait, no. Don't say that, that's lame.

●art not by me!

●"...aloe, is it me you're looking for?"
"yes, hello, it's nicolas sage. i'm sorry for being a prick."
"you say this thyme after thyme, nicolas. you're kale-ing me."
"bud you must forgive me, you can't make me the weeping willow here."
"...did you at leaf get me flowers?"
"i haven't botany yet, roses don't pay the dills."
"...did you fix the houseleek then?"
"i'm a shaggy-soldier, kale-n."
"ugh. at least be oregano."
click!