[Alihorse]

Long ears and long body!
He seems mad, could it be that he doesn't like Easter?!
To win him, write about how he dislikes Easter

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Why doesn't he like Easter?;

End date; 20th?? Idk I will take extensions

[mothha]

Name; Jack
Gender; male
Why doesn't he like Easter?; it's just so annoying! all those little kids, running around like madmen collecting "Easter eggs"? Those aren't eggs, they're plastic ovals filled with a mixture of sugar and chemicals (or as they call it, candy). And then they see me, and expect me to take time out of my day to hide eggs for them? I'm a mammal! Where am I even getting these eggs? Am I supposed to steal them? And don't even ask if I'm a monotreme. Do I look like a platypus to you? And have you seen those terrible, unflattering costumes people put on to look like the me? Look...
I know! Doesn't look anything like me! I'll be happy when this is over, and I can go back to acting like a proper rabbit.

-jack, after someone asked what he thought of easter

[Alihorse]

Congrats! You win DJkitty!
I will add you