[peachpit]

Kalons-- a species with soft manes and even softer hearts.

Monitored in forests across the globe for years, these animals
have recently been declared naturally tame as well as sentient.
Scientists are asking the general population to consider adopting
Kalons for further study in their capabilities of intelligence.

These are going fast! 18! dang!
Anyways, based of a orange tabby. Love those little guys.
Now I'm in need of some laughter. I want a cat joke!
I don't care if it's the corkiest joke on earth, or if it actually makes me laugh!



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Name||
Gender||
Cat joke||

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[canary.]

Name|| Lori
Gender|| Male
Cat joke|| what do you call a pile of kittens? A meowtain! XD

[Placebo]

Name|| Felix
Gender|| Male
Cat joke|| What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? A cat-has-trophy. <':

Gosh that was terri-fur. Purr-haps I'll tail you another one litter.

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/catjokes.html

[Stårry]

Name|| Lindt
Gender|| Female
Cat joke|| Why did the cat go to medical school?
A: To become a first aid kit sorrynotsorry <3

[bellini]

Name|| Cracker
Gender|| female
Cat joke|| Q- what did that cat say after eating 2 robins laying in the sun.
A- I Love eating Baskin Robins! Lol

[she wolf warrior]

Name|| Truffles
Gender|| female
Cat joke|| What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.

[epilogue]

Name|| Cookie
Gender|| Female
Cat joke|| What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?
Kitty Perry

[~Finchly]

Name|| Castor
Gender|| male
Cat joke|| Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs

[Guest]

Name|| Sib
Gender|| Male
Cat joke|| I got rid of my boyfriend. My cat was allergic.

[puffball~]

Name|| Curly
Gender|| Male
Cat joke|| Why don't cats like online shopping? They prefer a cat-alogue.