[Fuscontidox]

who r u ;; Ferscernterderx --Fuscontidox
who is dis kal?? ;; Benjamin
wot gender r they? ;; ehm boi
why they screm??? ;; "Tr0ll1SH-chaaaannn T-T why you cast speel on meh!? F1x meh FUR!!!!"

[G1 Sunstreaker]

who r u ;; geewun sunnystreak
who is dis kal?? ;; kal 898 (Apache)
wot gender r they? ;; apache attack helicopter (Apache)
why they screm??? ;; he big screm cuz him see bug. helecopr no liek bug. him tryna stomp bug.

alternately:
Apache has seen the souls of the damned in the eyes of the cockroach that haunts his kitchen day and night. He can never outrun the cockroach. He can never hide. He can only screm.

[Grian]

who r u ;;
i think i .ss.
who is dis kal?? ;;
Jesh
wot gender r they? ;;
msle
why they screm??? ;;
they saw someone get slapped ;o; and the someone fell and the someone was bleeding and they fear blood.

[Sunniedew]

who r u ;; starlight sinner (or glimmer idk)
who is dis kal?? ;; Martie
wot gender r they? ;; mail
why they screm??? ;; "CRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAWLING INNNNNNNN MY SKINNNNNNNNNN"
he lieks to sing

[♡♡♡♡]

who r u ;; bean nocturneyskiis
who is dis kal?? ;; Kiddo - Troye
wot gender r they? ;; Meme maley
why they screm??? ;; Bc someone took their Takis. No one messes with Troyes Takis!1!!!111!

[Fernathy]

who r u ;; fenrb y dark'ness dementia raven way,, (AN: if u dont kno;w who he is get da heck out of here!!!)
who is dis kal?? ;; birb
wot gender r they? ;; birb
why they screm??? ;; scremn , at sun,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, why the Big bright,,,,,,,,, when rise,,, we screm at Glow Orb,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,toghe tre,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[recherché.]

who r u ;; I am ze ghost of Kaori Miyazono.
who is dis kal?? ;; ze Kal is Northe.
wot gender r they? ;; Northe's gender es male.
why they screm??? ;; Screm bc ice cream truk is comiiiiing. Northee es obsesedd with ice crem

[allium]

who r u ;;
Meh name ish Ashure

who is dis kal?? ;;
kal name ish Kalli

wot gender r they? ;;
Dey be the most faboolous gurl on the floor

why they screm??? ;;
Becuase of All these CRIspy April 1st MEmES DUH

[Shinnybear]

who r u ;; trxnsient te dente ole
who is dis kal?? ;; "broseidon, god of the brocean" (erikur)
wot gender r they? ;; "did you just assume my gender...? bro" bromale
why they screm??? ;; "the bromaggedon...like, bro....bromance is dead. No more bronies, no more broses at my door step, just....bro...." he screm cause he needs more bromance

[Ancunín]

who r u ;; Snoosh de Soosh
who is dis kal?? ;; this Kal-errifik caLL@nn is named Borb
wot gender r they? ;; Iron MaN, aka Fe-Mail
why they screm??? ;; Screm 24/7 the skream never stops!!!1 skrem 5ever. Rain drop, skreAm top. Angry skream. The scream life. The memes is overloading borb's mind.